Phil Hanson

Aerospace engineer, neocon RINO, trombonist, Star Wars prequel apologist, and pineapple pizza enthusiast.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

Sauron's armies have left Minas Morgul

[Emily C. Singer @CahnEmily]

Holy fuck what the fuck is happening over Manhattan right now?!?!?

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

It's half past amateur hour in Hong Kong.

[Ivan Watson @IvanCNN]

Police stormed the bridge without gasmasks on. They got caught in their own tear gas.

[Ivan Watson @IvanCNN]

Police stormed the bridge without gasmasks on. They got caught in their own tear gas.

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Lmao get fucked Beijing

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@BasedDadBodGod Shooting you because you dog is barking isn't exactly what I'd call helpful.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@AdamTrahan Apparently not.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@Thingsareoutofc @tomedmonds Murder is also illegal

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

"Hey if you don't want to get shot and killed by a cop then don't stand behind a dog that he decides to shoot" is a fantastic standard for police action in this country.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@vanillatary And I suppose Bush is the reason Saddam gassed all those kurds.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@ThatEricAlper Carmina Burana

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@ArcherMint @LadyJessMacBeth I'd pay $10 to do it.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@Kaitain_AZ @AV_Mudlark @LadyJessMacBeth That's a bit more FOD than you want with an apache.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@_alex_joshua Trump will still be president in 2020 in either case.

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

It stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Graphics has a hard G, therefore it is pronounced with a hard G by those of us with functioning temporal lobes. I will die on this hill.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@RedIOmega @neontaster I think you're getting The Witcher mixed up with Kingdom Come Deliverance.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@ProperOpinion

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@thefactualprep It's 16

[The Gormogons @Gormogons]

GP The world would be better off if the Malthusian wing of the Cult of Climate Change would agree not only to not have children, but to go full Jamestown and off themselves en masse to save Gaia from sure doom.

[Phil Hanson @philly_cheesest]

@dcbigjohn The Washington Post, if I recall correctly.

[Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 @bamafangrl]

Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
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