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23rd and Final head coach of the Philadelphia Flyers. Proud father to @PatrikLaine29 Less proud but equal as father to @JVReemer21

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@RearAdBsBlog When you’re hammered and think Twitter is your texts

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@RearAdBsBlog You do realize that you’re a boomer yourself right?

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@Tonysmarkettips There is truly, a very, very sincerely, special place in hell for you.

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USMNT striker Flo Balogun will start Monday's Round of 16 match against Belgium, after the red card he received vs. Bosnia-Herzegovina was suspended.

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@ESPNFC @espn

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@2simontomlinson @NHLRumourReport “”This is awesome, I’ll stay longer” - Julius Caesar while being stabbed repeatedly” - Auston Matthews

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@BR_OpenIce @BizNasty2point0 Joseph woll sucks at the sport of hockey.

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@puckempire It’s not at all. 3 > 1. Even though Florida fans don’t understand math atleast Matthew Tkachuk does!

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@yorobbie132 @RobTheHockeyGuy Why the fuck are you putting Jon cooper and Bruce Cassidy in the same sentence like they’re remotely similar?

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@Staywarm305 @WeTheThunderPod @NHL “Proud MAGA” *also has a picture of a cat as his avatar* make up your mind chief

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@clubbertime @frank_seravalli You are both fucking morons. Hey Frank maybe you’ll get lucky and another player will die so you can make quips about it all summer again.

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@traceghodges @TBLightning Spoken like every other mentally disabled panthers fan who just discovered hockey two years ago. Go back to trafficking fentanyl and children.

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@wyshynski @JeffMarek @thesheethockey Hey Greg - good to see after all of these years you still know absofuckinglutely nothing about hockey and have never once had a true source. How you remain employed is one of life’s greatest miracles. Bless your soul.

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@boroughgiraffe @WeissHockeyTalk He’s a top 3 center in the league you fucking inbred panhandler

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@jabbawalkncalk @EricMacramalla If he’s offsides then what do you call what your wife is doing under my desk rn

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Get Brady Tkachuk into the playoffs fucking immediately.

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@frank_seravalli @spittinchiclets #14 needs to be addressed on the podcast. Absolutely heinous, gutless, reprehensible writing from Frank here. What kind of human being would publish this?

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@thekrazymaN_ @NHLFlyers @KremlinRussia I’d probably bust 🤤 💦

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@thekrazymaN_ @NHLFlyers @KremlinRussia get ‘em

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@NHL Crazy that none of Big Joe, Little Joe and Marleau won a cup