Phil Candelario

[Phil Candelario @phillyc_1]

Update: @Lenovo contacted me to inform me that opening and closing the laptop qualifies as "Customer Induced Damage".

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We need that Texas Tech judge to free Balogun

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

free folarin balogun

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

American.
Star.
Birthright citizen.

[FIFA World Cup 26 Kansas City @FWC26KansasCity]

“Rock Chalk, Algeria." 🇩🇿

Taylen Kinney gets it 🌎🙌

#FIFAFanFestival #FIFAWorldCup #WeAreKansasCity #WeAre26

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The @USMNT has now clinched its group.

You truly couldn’t have scripted a better first 9 days of the tournament (aside from Pulisic being banged up).

You now can sit everyone who is on a Yellow, give Pulisic more time to heal & get ready for the KO Rounds.

Just ideal.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

GOT THE GROUP! ✅

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Don’t threaten us with a good time.

[FIFA World Cup 26 Kansas City @FWC26KansasCity]

After further review, can confirm FIFA Fan Festival™ Kansas City is electric ⚡

#FIFAFanFestival #FIFAWorldCup #WeAreKansasCity #WeAre26

[SMNW Hoops @SmnwHoops]

How many guys going to the NBA take time out of a busy schedule to come back to their high schools youth camp? @KeatonW34 is special! Took a picture with every camper, signed every shirt, & made a bunch of kids day! Shawnee, KS hero! Your hometown will always be behind you💯 🧡🖤

[England @England]

Thanks for having us along, @Royals! 👋

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"Just different ways to use my body, use my length, offensively and defensively. ... From the smallest stages to the biggest stages, I can compete with anyone."

Keaton Wagler joins SportsCenter and talks about what he learned in college and will carry to the NBA 🏀

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

ABSOLUTE SCENES IN KANSAS CITY AS MESSI COMPLETES HIS HAT TRICK

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The only game the New York Knicks lost in the NBA Finals was the game Donald Trump attended

[Covie @covie_93]

Can we just step back and realize how messed up it is to put your name on someone's memorial in the first place???

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[OptaJack⚽️ @OptaJack]

83 - Chris Richards completed all 83 passes he attempted for the #USMNT against Paraguay, the most passes with a 100 percent accuracy rate by any player in a FIFA World Cup match since 1966.

Perfection.

[Phil Candelario @phillyc_1]

I just went 81-1, think you can go 82-0? https://t.co/VkeA3W8BwL #NBA #82and0

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Abdul Carter on Jaxson Dart:

"If he chooses to align himself with a man like President Trump, it's my responsibility based on what I believe and what I stand on to not only show my teammates that I'm against that, but to show the world."