👑 G U I T A R I S T A 🧖🏻‍♂️

New EP, Generations, Out Now!

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

https://t.co/6SQHiF82iN

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Imagine cranking your hog in your Las Vegas hotel room and you look up and the video orb just staring at you like this

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

Booted up Call of Duty for the first time in a month and got back-to-back ads for Nicki Minaj and Homelander and fursuit skins, right before a popup saying I had to consent to my voice being recorded by AI at all times, and realized that this game is just not for me anymore

[Ciarán @CiaranRH93]

Kenta Kobashi has shown up on the Shinkansen and chopped Minoru Suzuki!!

[windsurfing with Sting in Montserrat, RA AIA @alexjs85]

South Americans should not be allowed to make pizza

[Danny Kelly @DannyBKelly]

i know i'm probably late to this but it's funny that minnesota's offense is jefferson addison mattison and hockenson. insane amount of sonning

[👑 G U I T A R I S T A 🧖🏻‍♂️ @PhillyJacobs]

@sherrod_im It’s BS. Just CS majors justifying their costs. I’m a person that made the journey into InfoSec from a non traditional way & the certs helped be get better at my field. I think my PoliSci degree actually helps me because it gave me an analytical skill set I might not have.

[Cam @camfromthe216]

Cris Collinsworth when talking about Patrick Mahomes

[Sophie Hurwitz @sophiehurwitz]

A rich text in the field of Jewish Masculinity Studies

[Garrison Lovely @GarrisonLovely]

I finally got a chance to tell a story that I’ve been keeping to myself for 6+ years. My first fulltime job was as a consultant at McKinsey. At the time, it seemed like a dream job—a way to work with brilliant people, learn a lot, and maybe even improve things from the inside 🧵

[Teneika Askew | Analytics & Automation @teneikaask_you]

Splunk just launched a Certified Cybersecurity Defense Analyst certification and you can take it for FREE right now during BETA!
https://t.co/IZ0JFTPZ3H

Its an intermediate, 75 minute exam with no prerequisites. 60 multiple choice questions. Use the Splunk study guide to prep.

[Keith @nagy_minaj]

His vision is now our mission

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

At Burning Man. Thank God there was a guy who thought to bring enough water. He's getting really popular around here

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

if you're going to dress like this you need to make music that is a little more interesting than something that plays while shopping at Walgreens

[👑 G U I T A R I S T A 🧖🏻‍♂️ @PhillyJacobs]

@mashaslamovich Fallopian Death Drop

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

swedish ppl in my replies describing a town more beautiful than most places in America: "we call that a shit town. miserable place. we all make fun of the people there. horrible."

[👑 G U I T A R I S T A 🧖🏻‍♂️ @PhillyJacobs]

@Thorongil16 Virginia governors are lame ducks though. He don’t care & not sure he thinks past 2025 ever.