Phil Robinson-Self

Likes: writing, education, coffee, you.

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@JessLegacy only the most ribald of jongleurs will be invited #rsvpbestpartyever

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@JessLegacy standing R-S committee considers your message to be of best sentence and moost solaas, and has agreed to award you a supper

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@lizzyself hashtaghello i'm two years late replying to this and writing hashtag isn't cool any more :(

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@JessLegacy my wife and child being away was awesome but sadly lacking in the Jess department! Would love to rectify but someone's in Canada

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@lizzyself kindly see above/below tweet; go to website mentioned; facey-bee it; win my enduring love

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Thanks to the always brilliant Apocrypha and Abstractions for featuring my flash: https://t.co/QMLgnMPwgs #amwriting #writing

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Two months since my last missive and I still don't understand what twitter is for: if anyone could illuminate me that would be just great

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@JessLegacy, kindly come and stay in York at your earliest convenience; also happy nearly-Christmas x

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@JessLegacy But how did you survive her Richter-scale level snoring??

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My opening question: 'what would you like to get out of this seminar?' New favourite response: 'I would like to get out of this seminar.'

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Today's news: discovered another mole on my back. Am seriously considering no longer living underground.

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Today's news: life-of-the-party dairy farmer stays out until the cows come home.

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Today's news: striking workers from the Society of Antanaclasis also make striking use of my white picket fence.

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Chaucer's Parliament of Fowls: can't decide whether they're on the left or right wing.

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@JessLegacy Making you my social media manager. Best of luck with this exciting opportunity!

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Thanks to the wonderful @paragraphplanet for publishing 'Tuesday, rain'. Very much appreciated! #amwriting https://t.co/XzDtlykQwa

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"Tuesday, rain" by Phil Self @phillyrobin is today's 75 words on Paragraph Planet http://t.co/IpxrqigAoa #amwriting

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Now trending: mistake some celebrity made; photos of kittens doing things that kittens might do. #twitterislike

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'I think that bus in front is the same as ours. Yes, look! It's a number 27 too.' @lizzyself #thingsthatoldpeoplesay

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Twitter experience so far: [random] is outraged at [random] and would like to kindly encourage [random] to also be outraged at [random].

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Huge thanks to all at http://t.co/s7HftfhfG2 for publishing ‘Regarding Demeter’. Any reader feedback appreciated! #flashfiction #shortstory