phil

slave to the popular culture. asshole outlet/random thoughts/public internet record/personal echo chamber. note: tweets are not to be taken seriously, by anyone

[phil @phillystake]

Out-drank a 20 year old this weekend. Still got it.

[phil @phillystake]

@jamieakarr @globeandmail @GlobeDebate where is this statistic?

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

Hooters hirin' dude waiters takes jobs away from babes. Such a step backward for society. Gotta respect the ladies, you guys.

[phil @phillystake]

@realDonaldTrump you're a goddamned moron

[phil @phillystake]

@soykato what, you don't like consumerist holidays invented by greeting card companies?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Console Wars Heat Up As Zenith Unveils Gamespace Pro https://t.co/65c6x0iNWK

[phil @phillystake]

Fire Gene Principe.

[the boys are back @intownagain]

The boys are back in town (The boys are back in town)

[phil @phillystake]

Not much worse than getting home from work and the whole house smells like the kitchen garbage. This time I gagged and my eyes watered lol.

[phil @phillystake]

Someone at work got stuck on the elevator at the end of the day. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

[phil @phillystake]

@edmontonjournal ew gross

[Rogue NASA @RogueNASA]

If you're feeling overwhelmed and anxious today, remember that this is Leland Melvin's official NASA picture.

[phil @phillystake]

If I bring my copy of the satanic bible to the Mayhem show tonight, do I get in free @StarliteRoom ?

[phil @phillystake]

Going 2 tha black metal show 👼

[phil @phillystake]

@TheGreatGabbert @cassandraheresy @WoodsAllan @TorontoStar call of duty is a videogame dude

[phil @phillystake]

@mauser98k2 @acoyne @nytimes lmfao this one is gold, thanks 😅

[phil @phillystake]

@bungdan @acoyne sounds like literally every shitbag alt-right loser on twitter

[phil @phillystake]

@globeandmail least shocking news of the day. I wonder which twitter egg he was, or what fake name he used for online comments on G&M and NP

[phil @phillystake]

Should I wear corpse paint to the Mayhem show tomorrow?

[Governor Mike Pence @GovPenceIN]

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional.

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada