PhillyTheMatch

Sir Phil of Lamode (Parody), an incendiary agent in Manx politics since the 1970s. Likes - Radical Politics. Dislikes - Infrastructure. Views are not my own.

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Just announcing the first of my Radical Policies. In the People's Republic of Mann we will have politics on demand!

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

@jobforhoughton what about 'keeper of the wig'? I'm sure that thing must need feeding, poop scooping & regular exercise? #fuckingridiculous

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

I know, what about a job doing the tours round Tynwald? Or are you actually banned for eternity? All you've got to say is s... s... sorr... https://t.co/YBMIuBuz4V

[John Houghton @jobforhoughton]

@phillythematch - perfect....I'll nip down the pub and find him. If he's not there guess I should wait outside the co-op for him??

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

@jobforhoughton Tony Wild is probably looking for a driver?

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Sorry to report a poor service this evening @porterinchippy1 Appreciate it was a younger team but cold chips = loosing business.

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Since Houghton made front page for being bullied? https://t.co/dKH7ojhhsA

[Richard Butt @RichardRSButt]

Since when is a fart newsworthy? https://t.co/8ecl4zYxRP

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

The man is a veritable vote-seeking missile... https://t.co/IUyDlHMT4w

[Juan Watterson @juanwatterson]

As everyone else is down Port Erin Beach today, so have I. Great day to get out and enjoy the Manx Summer!

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

@ManxRadio @StuManx looking for an audition in the Manx remake of Rita, Sue and Bob Too...

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

New economic policy planned after elections. All new MHKs will be forced to dig for treasure. #bestwecando #iom https://t.co/DJVDFjo081

[Isle of Man Government @IOMGovernment]

DHA Minister @juanwatterson cuts first sod at site for new combined fire & ambulance station https://t.co/oEZt6yjGrc

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

With the arrival of Sports Direct I'd like to remind everyone to keep shopping local for their sports equipment.

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Distraction tactics with the IOMSPc in Tynwald seem to have worked. Time to reveal what we are really going to do? https://t.co/Zqc3AnkPRq

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Finally my greatness is being recognised. About bloody time too! https://t.co/XMeO8QFOjN

[Isle of Man Today @isleofmantoday]

Phil Gawne @phillythematch lists his department's achievements on housing in the Isle of Man https://t.co/ESB81FEPtC

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Everyone knows @Emperor_Bell is the real CM. Keep up at the back! https://t.co/kcXBrmb1ot

[Suzy Holland @suzyp50]

@LawrieHooper @PhilGawne @phillythematch Next you'll be saying @Emperor_Bell isn't the *real* Chief Minister ;-)

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

@DudleyButt @paulmasonnews don't worry though, the Chinese are monitoring the situation. Ready to step in. They know how to get shit done.

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

@DudleyButt @paulmasonnews the prospect of the western world imploding due to failure of representation is more real, and more worrying.

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

I think that's @Emperor_Bell department. Either that or @juanwatterson Either way it's not worked on me 😂😜😝 https://t.co/tvcxOYSAJc

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Who wants to make @Emperor_Bell choke on his Sunday morning sausage? This should do it... https://t.co/7cXOEP7gSt I love being naughty me 😆

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Great to see Emoluments Committee in touch with the public wouldn't you say @Emperor_Bell? https://t.co/37ipXIzhFg

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

I reckon the government should just kick back and let the shit hit the fan. It's ok everyone KevT has a plan.... https://t.co/20NwMQYbUk

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

He's a lot smarter than that. Career politician, in for the long haul not for glory, speaker is a better bet. https://t.co/LVSyoduLZi

[Manannan's Review @manannansreview]

Is Juan Hankering After The Top Job:- https://t.co/36D4Y9wZHE | #iom #isleofman

[PhillyTheMatch @phillythematch]

Looks a lot like CoMin... https://t.co/5PyEdoxq5n

[Bozwonk @lolwarlol]

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