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Just a guy who keeps it real and respects his elders 💯

[🅿️$3 @phillytwotree]

2 large pies and 4 drinks for $25? And to top it all off it was hot and ready. Little Caesars has earned my respect. #pizzapizza

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Bring back goodie bags

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You know you’re down bad trying to fall asleep when you actually start counting sheep

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Movie theater without reclining seats?! Might as well just fill the room with park benches. Nobody wants to watch at a 90 degree angle @AMCTheatres

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I understand the game is in the Bahamas, but ain’t no way Penny Hardaway is coaching this game in shorts 🤦‍♂️

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The only thing uglier than the Packers helmets today are the Packers helmets with guardian caps on

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There is no way Andrew McCutchen still plays in the MLB. We gotta start comparing this guys longevity to LeBron

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@jacec100 Truly a team that was made for the postseason. That final loss stings more than anything

[Diamond Donny Azoff @LA_Friar_]

On a road trip right now. Mentally in Churchill Downs though @scheftersnephew @phillytwotree

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Just got a notification that my Dominoes rewards points are gonna expire… are we serious @dominos?! First you don’t give me the delivery man job now this? Disappointed is an understatement

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@SUBWAY really just charged me $16.30 for a $5 footlong?!?! This has gotta be some sorta social experiment. Happy Gilmore would not stand for this

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Jalen Suggs really on the bench wearing a hoodie with a decapitated teddy bear on the front. Anything you get the eyes off from his hairline I guess 🤷‍♂️

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Seeing Ben Simmons play for the Clippers tonight was not on my Bingo card

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Derrick White is not playing like the Gold Medalist he is

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You know you’re hung when washing your hands feels refreshing

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Yes, S’mores pop tarts are gas. But don’t let that distract you from the fact that NBA refs consistently try and make the game about themselves

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Colorados offense is Chips Ahoy right now 🍪. And whole team honestly. #St VincentStMarysLeBron

[Jude Munson @jmunson71]

Did Al Horford just shout out WICK????

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Them spicy sweet chili @Doritos got my mouth burning, but in the best way possible

[Scoobs @shaggy_rogerz69]

ratatouille is a 10/10 shoutout @phillytwotree the kid knows movies