Phillip Russell

Filmmaker, gamer, and fluent gibberish speaker. He/Him

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Kids can learn to grow crops or melt things with Mini Greenhouse, @ABCSharkTank!

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Come out and see Picnic Panic! on the big screen!

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Cactus! Get your cactus here, @ABCSharkTank!

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It's time to start dropping turds, @ABCSharkTank!

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Peeps shaped like me? Yes please, @ABCSharkTank! Wanna collab, @PEEPSBrand?

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Take a dive into a nice mud pit, @ABCSharkTank!

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Wanna drink out of your bed, @ABCSharkTank?

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Let the intrusive thoughts win for once, @ABCSharkTank. Eat a sandal.

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Nothing says summer like stupid footwear, @ABCSharkTank!

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Fruit is tasty, healthy, and fun to eat! ...Except when it's overripe or under-ripe. Never guess wrong about fruit ripeness again with my new product, @ABCSharkTank!

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Let's flush spam texters down the toilet, @ABCSharkTank!

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Merino Wool is soft, but I found the softest material in the universe and it's made from @DanMarino's hair! Check it out, @ABCSharkTank!

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It's time we put that robot in it's place, @StopandShop - and @ABCSharkTank might help me do it!

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Tide Pod Challenge? BORING! How about a Juice Pod Challenge, @ABCSharkTank!

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I figured out how much a lifetime supply of hand sanitizer would be and bottled it up, @ABCSharkTank!

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I'll steam my buns while you steam your buns, all with the same steam! Lets get steamy, @ABCSharkTank!

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Improve your pain tolerance with this discrete method, @ABCSharkTank!

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Have you met Marty from Stop and Shop? Do you hate that dumb robot? Don't worry, @ABCSharkTank, this isn't that.

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Babysitting doesn't give children real growth. Let's offer them Baby Standing and prepare them for the future, @ABCSharkTank!

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Sometimes you want your kid to take a giant dump in their diaper, @ABCSharkTank!