Phil Robinson

...always searching for the next adventure......

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

Hey @Applebees …. So why no prices on your menu? So we are supposed to order blindly, and hope the bill works out? Is this how you raise prices without customers knowing?

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@GEAppliancesCo warranty contractor is now using defective AI chatbots to spontaneously cancel two service appointments in a row on the day of service. GE service (yes I have a case number) is helpless to resolve the issue. Buy Amanda

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Swan dive…..probably. Cannonball…. probably not.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

Never take a job where they want you to define the job’s responsibilities.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

Why is the Space Force combat uniform terrestrial camouflage?

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

All families have issues. If you think yours doesn’t, it’s likely because you are the issue.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I've deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

[The Mighty Quinn 🇹🇹 @misterj006]

So if a woman is raped at gunpoint and becomes pregnant, the gun is the most protected party in that situation.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@SenatorHagerty Whatever aide wrote this tweet for you needs to be fired for not thinking it through. If you wrote it yourself…..well……oh….. nevermind.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@CoachMikeMac Congratulations man. Quite an accomplishment for both of you!

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@amyehayes6 Where is this?

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@Tesla should take its time getting its self-driving option sorted out. As long as it’s working one day before my family takes take the car keys away from me, for being too old to drive.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@amyehayes6 Happy Holidays, Amy!

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

The mere fact that chop suey isn’t recognized by spell check confirms my elementary school suspicions as to the authenticity of its ethnic origins.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

So if I have $1000 invested in the market, and the market drops 10%, I end up with $900. If the market then goes up 10% I end up with $990. What happened to my $10? Is there a bookie involved here somewhere?

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

If there were a vaccine to cure stupidity, could we still blame anti-vaxxers for endangering the rest of us? Stil trying to work this one out.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@TeamHite @YouTubeTV I’m getting ready to get Sling

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

@amyehayes6 Of course the weekend I’m hanging out in Central Park, you are at the beach

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

Well run organizations tend to be self healing when key people leave, while poorly run organizations tend to fall apart.

[Phil Robinson @philnneck]

You are not allowed to eat a salad while watching NASCAR.