A Narcotic Parody of Sex

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Jessi Fred Tench, 25🍁🌈 ~ (she/it)
starving artist, aspiring science communicator and part-time werewolf vigilante 🔬🐺
ENV/BIO GRAD 2021 🍾

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

okay so they ARE reworking the AI "enhanced" art BUT at least one person already has a physical copy and there's no way it's the only one in existence... who wants to go scouring some New Mexican Landfills with me???

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Massively under-reported science story because there's so much going on right now but...it turns out that we might have figured out what's causing this very scary spike.

Quick thread, on how WE'VE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY GEOENGINEERING FOR DECADES...but then we stopped:

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

every bad bitch after a puppy girl right up until it's time for morning walkies smh 😒

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

@TempestPaige afaik he had a really serious drinking problem from Order of the Pheonix on...

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

begging people to understand that a UFO is not inherently alien

"why is nobody talking about this?!" cause it's regular ol' military distopia shit

[DinoDJ 🏳️‍🌈 @DinoDJ14]

Lucid dreams
ft. Olorotitan arharensis

[Craig Spencer MD MPH @Craig_A_Spencer]

As the British-Somali poet Warsan Shite wrote

you have to understand,

that no one puts their children in a boat

unless the water is safer than the land

https://t.co/AQlpuFeOmE

[Pat Stands with Ukraine @PatMcShane13]

You will be remembered as an entitled white dude, arrogant fool and murderer

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

@its_pears never thought I'd be releived to read the words "sudden catastrophic failure" and YET

[maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry]

"i'm gonna give this man the fattest ass
not for me
but for you"

thanky ou hideo kojima

[Diana 🐦 🇨🇦 @thingsbydiana]

Someone said skulls? 👀✨

[Medlife Crisis (DEFUNCT) @MedCrisis]

Just utterly heartbreaking that any woman and baby are dying in this way in 2023. I watched Tori Bowie win World 100m Gold in London in 2017, superstar.

We all know what speculation her agent is referring to. The heartache these people cause grieving families is disgusting.

[A Narcotic Parody of Sex @PhiloFishy]

at 26 I am no longer a magic pixie dream girl I'm a manic pixie sobering reality girl

[Emily G Cunningham MBE @EG_Cunningham]

Bird flu is not just killing birds. It is killing thousands of mammals too: sea lions, porpoises, dolphins, probably more.

Sailing up the coast of Chile, I was moved to tears by the abundance of wildlife. Today, I’m moved to tears in grief.

[Mushroomy 🍄 @mushroomyhouse]

QUEER FUTURES ARE POSSIBLE! 🌈

[✨ Zandra Illustration @ZanofArc]

Young artists, take it from someone who spent the majority of their uni experience working constantly thru the night, overbooking my credit hours, and juggling two jobs:

It will harm you.

It will harm you physically, mentally, and emotionally. Even if you don't feel it now.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Reminder: just because most people have stopped taking precautions, it doesn’t mean you’re not going to get sick (or get someone else sick). We are in no sense “past this”

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

So yours was
the only masked face
at the office
and in the store
on the subway
and in the waiting room
at least now you know the answer
to your teacher’s question
of if you would be willing
to do the right thing
even if you
were the only one doing it.