Cardunkersaurs

Remember we are all somewhere on the spectrum

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We didnt do to well in the shooting games for the Olympics. I believe in the next generation. I heard they are starting in our schools.

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You know... i remember why never lived in utah. Its the fucking roosters! Those little cocks dont shut up in the morning! I cant complain to much tho. The screaming goat is gone. I will take that W anyday.

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A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.

He said he liked shooting fish in apparel

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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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Why was the math teacher late to work? 

She took the rhombus

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@XSamis You fucking killed it bro! Proud of my brother!

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

"HDMI"
#LameAsFuck

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What did the buffalo say when his son left?

Bison!!!

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What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? 

Corny!
#BelowDeckSailing

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I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

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What type of streets do ghost haunt?

Dead Ends!!!!!
#imfunny /s

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@XSamis Yah, conjuring 3 coming at some point. Figure i would catch up on the universe

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Finishing off the cinematic conjuring universe with the curse of la llorona. So far its not terrible but, its not on the level of the Conjuring

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@lary_gewis Nope, maybe one of these days

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You know what say, imagination is what happens when annoyance meets drug use.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

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Everybody complains about the 20 poinds they put on during covid. What they didnt tell you is to expect another 20 when restaurants open up again lmao!
#COVID19

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What if NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?
#TinFoilHatTime #woke #3rdEye

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How do i get to dank twitter? #twitter