I wish I were president. I’d get rid of stupid laws like J-walking and start ticketing people for things that really hurt others, like posting 5 minute snap chat videos of what song you’re listening to on the way to work on your story.
My future wife is probably on 14 hour car ride to the beach right now with 3 of best friends and about to get trashed for the next 5 days and do all kinds of regretful things. You just hang in there my little Thotiana.