The Real Phil

Type B | ENTJ | Chaotic Neutral | Cis | Het | Breeder

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

@PhilTippett I would love get my copy of #MADGOD signed. Is this possible? How could we make this happen?

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

@be_intch you want me to pay $100 when I need a job? No thanks

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Celebrating the last day of 2025 with @dominos

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Dear @MrBeast I will take on any challenge you present to me if you could please assist financially with my student loans that I've been paying since 2012.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Anybody else with an #august28th birthday? LMK!

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Dear @jackblack Today is your birthday. Today is my birthday. Let's get together and do something really out of control.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Have you ever added an item to your online cart, but it wasn't in stock, but you needed it right away, so you bought a similar item from @Amazon, and then first company CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE to tell you the item was back in stock? Lookin at you, @guitarcenter

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

It’s probably not a good idea to share honest opinions publicly. Society collectively considers itself law enforcement; Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

I hate the phrase “This too shall pass” bc it’s like saying “this moment of your life will be over soon” replaced by the next one and the next one but all we have in life are these moments, then we’re dead.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

If you don’t fight very hard,
You won’t get very far.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

My hatred for this man and the Republican Party continues to grow.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Unearthed video: JD Vance attacks women “who can't have kids” because they “passed the biological period when it was possible” as “miserable” people who “have no real value system” and struggle to find “meaning”

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

A jailer is not free, he is bound with his prisoner.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I am proud to announce that I've asked @Tim_Walz to be my running mate.

As a governor, a coach, a teacher, and a veteran, he's delivered for working families like his.

It's great to have him on the team.

Now let’s get to work. Join us:
https://t.co/W4AE2WlMTj

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

I’m a big fan of independence and autonomy. I do my thing. I don’t define what someone else’s thing is. When someone shares their opinion with me, I have a hard time separating suggestions with orders.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

I’m bout ready to order a pizza I swear to god

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

work got me like

@kendricklamar #theynotlikeus

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

@JKFrahm @elonmusk ???

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

Sake and caramel corn. Try it.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

To be clear: Social media rewards the positive posts with high engagement by ranking it highly, pumping us with dopamine. Negative posts get the opposite, perpetuating complaints. It trains humans to think and say what it wants. We know we’re being conditioned but we don’t care.

[The Real Phil @philriehl]

I'm sick of hearing about all these people who have died. Life sucks because it ends.