Phil Ruse

A kind of software developer.

[Ed @eddo75]

My first girlfriend used to eat plants and was obsessed with Edwyn Collins

I’d never met a girl like herbivore

[Yuan Yi Zhu @yuanyi_z]

The Art of War is full of stuff like “it is better to win than to lose at war” but there probably was some king who didn't figure it out so Sun Tzu had to write it down.

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@SimonMagus

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@DailyMail Who do you think you are?

[Alex Griswold @HashtagGriswold]

The real victims of the Cambridge scandal are the students, who signed up to learn “inclusive pedagogy and decolonising the curriculum within the academy,” and instead learned totally made up nonsense.

[Bill @CageFooName]

Just remembered this (I'm reposting it in the correct order)

[Climate Warrior🐬 #ClimateJustice🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @ClimateWarrior7]

Jason Arday is one of the most talented, honest, decent, intelligent human beings I know.

This is a photo of us together on top of Everest. We climbed Everest 18 times to raise money for blind Palestinian orphans.

Jason didn't even use oxygen. That tank on his back? That's for me. He insisted on carrying it.

[skeletal bob @bobbusjohnson]

I think "get rid of curry" is going to be an incredibly hard sell to be honest mate

[Y'alldabaoth @FadedAfRuatha]

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs

[Rosie Duffield MP @RosieDuffield1]

@BradfemlyWalsh He did, I used to be his MP too. But he never stopped apologising for that column once we had actually met. We found common ground and became friends. The persona of public figures rarely matches who they are in private...

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@martinshawx Everyone has a right to protest. Hope this helps.

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

Everything is going to take longer, cost more, and have worse outcomes. But at least under Labour no one will be making a profit.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

John Healey, the Chancellor, has warned supermarkets that he will not allow them to take the public “for a ride” as a result of the Middle East crisis.

Read this front page story here: https://t.co/CtYjcjhAAe

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@KeithNieland @asplake @BBCNews They were the best of times.

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

“Several people asked questions to hear themselves talk and there were a couple of questions asked by news service men who wanted to know the answers.”

— The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway
https://t.co/JR4eoXFnRI

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@carolecadwalla @asplake I blame science.

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

Movie pitch: a guy and his buddies try to get home from an IMAX showing of The Odyssey but take a wrong turn and get lost in New Jersey while the hero's wife is at home getting hit on by a bunch of horny guys whose party next door spills over into her back yard

[Kris @krxsctr]

UK Civil Service salaries never cease to confuse me, you can either help manage the UK’s nuclear defence for £47k or you can make TikToks for Andy Burnham for £57k

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

Excellent idea. The Empire has become too big as it is.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"This is what No. 10 North is all about. Putting power in every postcode."

New PM Andy Burnham declares today as the "best day of my life", as he opens new No. 10 North and emphasises he wants to get "the whole country facing the same way".

https://t.co/tirSLN6pdy

📺 Sky 501

[Phil Ruse @PhilRuse]

@SkyNews Mrs Burnham would like a word…