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@mrsnochainz @sweetanita A wise man once said: "We know you get stretch marks from one of 2 way. Either you was small and got big, or you was big and got small. Either way we fucking."

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@DeadbyDaylight Guys... One on. Don't post ANYTHING else, until the cakes situation has been updated. Come on now. People want cake. LET. THEM. EAT. CAKE!!!

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@BankofScotland Lochgilphead branch now closed. Practically a 6hr round trip just to deposit some cash. Thanks guys.

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@BBCSportWales Magic Daps is gonna end his career playing for EVERY League Of Wales club isn't he? 😂

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@AledSCFC @HLTCO We did. Korea/Japan. It was great! Waking UP to football!

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@kirawontmiss It ain't about the numbers. It's about the quality. European stadiums hold atmosphere 10x better.

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@DeadbyDaylight Please restock some of the items! Can clearly see the demand for some of these items!! Push the boat out guys

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@JordanWebber96 Jord.... Chilled didn't make the world cup mate

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Following the Swans in one screenshot 😂😂
Trust nobody, kids.

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Almost like you have an art for film making.... Good luck dude. Not everyone deserves to retire in their 30s

[Chilled Chaos @ChilledChaos]

Also sorry for pulling a marvel at the end 😅

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The Southampton situation is crazy. Harsh? 100%. But a precedent has to be set somewhere. The defence Southampton had was he did it on his own accord. That's pathetic. No more weirdos in bushes.

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Celtic FC.... Like congrats n all but fuck me

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Odds out of 1 that I equip Deli and NOT be first chase? 🤔

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

Burnley currently shortlisting for their new manager with several candidates in the mix.

Understand both Brian Barry-Murphy and John Eustace are contenders.

Wales expect Craig Bellamy to stay.🟣

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@secondtierpod Even as a Swans fan, anyone that says anything OTHER than DEEEEEEEENEY! is either too young or just a knobhead

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@heygloccTV @ddeadbutterfly @brandikyns @Tobi_Kadachii @CrossfireMadman People not including their name FOR THEIR PROTECTION!!! Just like you censored the name in the above message. Like what???

[Jason🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿2026 @Jasonred2020]

Plaid in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
SNP in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Sein fein in 🇮🇪
End the union.

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@tomEcoleman If he goes, he scores 10 goals and 15+ assists, just you watch.

Funny thing is, I actually like him. For a winger, his work rate is off the scale. Just want him to be more ambitious in the final third.

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I've said it for years. The minimum wage is a prison with no walls. It doesn't matter what the minimum wage is when you get far less for your buck.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

£15 minim wage doesn’t seem so crazy next to a £10 pint does it

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@AledSCFC When you're not ACTUALLY included, you have to make something up to make you feel it... I guess... This is it?

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@ChilledChaos Time is precious. Enjoy your time, king.

As for the rest of us - be thankful for the times we had.