phil simms

I'm a nice guy who likes to look good & I always try to make people happy.

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An artist created a picture of Donald Trump on paper by combining four pigs.

When the paper was opened, it said, "Where is the fifth pig?"

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We Reconstructed the Voice of a Medieval King https://t.co/d8FsTtyZcC via @YouTube

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You're getting there!

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97% Of Older Men Don’t Realise Girls Ask THIS To Hit On You https://t.co/PbecsQZfx0 via @YouTube
Or perhap, younger women already know this & use these "phrases" to lead-on older guys

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RIP Sean Connery (1930–2020) – The Legendary Journey of the First James ... https://t.co/xFY9cSanlO via @YouTube