Phillip Kirkland

high taste // low pressure

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

Met the girl downstairs tonight banging pots out the window for healthcare workers. Told her to hold out her wine glass. Bystanders saw.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@EvanSowards One of one. 🫶🏼

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@Lovewasher Damn bro you really got it like that? 😂

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@Lovewasher 👊🏽👊🏽

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@Lovewasher They don’t play.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@cacioepatrizio I need that menu in my life. 🙏🏽

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@cacioepatrizio Very flexible! 5:30-8:30 good by me.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@DoorDash Tbh, I asked for my add-on sauce to be bleu cheese, but ya’ll gave me something way more funky…

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@shannon0H It’s time!!

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

Everyone yelling about aliens. Happy holidays. 👽🛸

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@OvumWines yoo this is a hit!!

[Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife @MyODFW]

That “cougar” spotted at Cook Park in Tigard yesterday? Turns out it was a house cat. This happens more than you think.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

@orenmeetsworld Say less.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

It’s almost facts that if a dude is playing pool drinking a White Russian at a dive bar you should just avoid that at all costs.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

This me going to the kitchen at 3 am trying to be quiet.

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

Losing another barber I love to a career glow up. It’s hard not to be bitter, but I’m happy for him. 🥺

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

NOT GREAT.

[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

big shopify outage?

[B1GtimeDuck @B1GtimeDuck]

“We got our butts slaughtered at Oregon” 😂

[Phillip Kirkland @philsince87]

Dog gets a bath and his teeth brushed in the same night and I’m all of a sudden the worst person in the world. 🙄