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It's a joke FFS, stop taking life so seriously. It's sad though when you're unable to discern the difference between the News and parody.

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@rtenews In unrelated news we've housed 33,000 Ukrainians in the space of 2 months.

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@irishexaminer

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@irishexaminer Two weeks to flatten the curve turning into 2 plus years wasn't a mistruth.

Green pass & digital Covid cert wasn't a conspiracy theory.

Ignoring 85,000 pages of Pfizer vaccine data isn't a falsehood.

Leo Varadkar admitting to coercion & exaggerating covid deaths isn't a rumour

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@MichealMartinTD @Vitaliy_Klychko @EP_President @Isaac_Herzog @GitanasNauseda Tell me you're out of touch with Irish people who can't pay their heating bills without telling me.

Tell me you're out of touch with the 70 year olds who waited 24 hours for hospital admission without telling me.

Tell me you're out of touch with homelessness without telling me.

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@BarackObama Only Barack Obama could make the gut wrenching slaughter of 19 children & 2 adults about his own agenda & not get questioned or scrutinized by the media. Comparing a school mass shooting to police brutality against one man is probably the worst take anyone could take. Disgraceful

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Only Barack Obama could make the gut wrenching slaughter of 19 children & 2 adults about his own agenda & not get questioned or scrutinized by the media. Comparing a school mass shooting to police brutality against one man is probably the worst take anyone could take. Disgraceful

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As we grieve the children of Uvalde today, we should take time to recognize that two years have passed since the murder of George Floyd under the knee of a police officer. His killing stays with us all to this day, especially those who loved him.

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@irishexaminer And the other half weren't available for comment.

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The Late Late Show

[LADbible @ladbible]

What isn't torture but feels like it?

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@Hippoclides @Michael_O_Regan @FergalBowers

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@LeoVaradkar Thanks for mansplaining who Apple are 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@LeoVaradkar @BloombergTV @wef @DeptEnterprise https://t.co/nnHc5Ss6fH

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@EamonRyan you do know that your coalition leader @MichealMartinTD & his understudy @LeoVaradkar will be traveling to this pointless WEF forum in Davos.
They will be using private jets & gas guzzling vehicles but you're more worried about a bag of turf.
Who pays your wages?

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@EamonRyan you do know that your coalition leader @MichealMartinTD & his understudy @LeoVaradkar will be traveling to this pointless WEF forum in Davos.
They will be using private jets & gas guzzling vehicles but you're more worried about a bag of turf.
Who pays your wages?

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@IrishRugby @WorldRugby7s @TritonLake It's not like France to be such sore losers, they normally surrender long before it even gets to that. #France7s
#Ireland7s

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@gavreilly @GeraskoLarysa @VirginMediaNews https://t.co/WvcbWRLpoN

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So a lot of stray cats will be getting a lot of high tech pills 👍

[Jeremy Loffredo @loffredojeremy]

Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla explains Pfizer's new tech to Davos crowd: "ingestible pills" - a pill with a tiny chip that send a wireless signal to relevant authorities when the pharmaceutical has been digested. "Imagine the compliance," he says

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@EwanMacKenna https://t.co/sbbkNXGNSo

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@BillyKelleherEU Two weeks to flatten the curve turning into 2 plus years wasn't a mistruth.

Green pass & digital Covid cert wasn't a conspiracy theory.

Ignoring 85,000 pages of Pfizer vaccine data isn't a falsehood.

Leo Varadkar admitting to coercion & exaggerating covid deaths isn't a rumour

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@NewstalkFM @NTBreakfast That hero is lucky to be alive 🤲🛐📿🙏

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@JamieSale https://t.co/uEwtfon0Ik

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@Michael_O_Regan @radiokerry Is there a Ukrainian Rose?
If so then I can see where this is going already 🙄

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@CraigFi15661875 @EssexPR If not vaccinated or boostered you still need to provide a negative test