Patrick Hilton

[Travis Bott @tbott007]

#icantgoadaywithout listening to kylie minogue music 

[Willie Plascencia @WilliePlascenci]

#goseeksomehelp if you got more alcohol in your house than a bar.

[Ronald Seale @rseale67t289]

#Youknowtheycheating When everytime you go thru their phone their text messages always empty I guess im stupid 

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

"#youknowtheycheating when they're the banker in Monopoly. You ALWAYS cheat if you're the banker, it's the unwritten rule."

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

#youknowtheycheating when they lie about the other lie they told before

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

#youknowtheycheating when you aint get a kiss from the start and aint get one yet and its been years

[Marc Laver @marclaver24]

#relationshipsendbecause you stay tweet watching

[Lester Tannenbaum @ltannenbaum340]

#fatpeoplenightmares oreos and no milk

[Zachary Fresquez @zfres638]

 #5thingsyoucantdo 1. touch my food 2. talk to my ex 3. touch my food 4. talk about your feelings. 5. DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD.

[Zachary Serpa @zserpa892]

#honestyhour Im easily annoyed but take a while to pop off.

[Wesley Feely @WesleyFeely]

#ineedtostop flirting and being extra nice to people that I think are attractive... Find someone else to inflate your ego

[Vernon Sanjuan @VernonSanjuan]

" when a teacher yells at you for no reason. well, teacher i will yell back. cause that's how i am. #waystoirritateme "

[Tim Lagarde @tlagarde051]

Why am I watching Don't Stop Believing? It's just annoying me #ineedtostop

[Lester Ables @LesterAbles]

#1thingicantstand is when your trying to make conversation & the other person keeps saying K & then they say youre boring to talk to!

[Ronnie Molinaro @RonnieMolinaro]

#1thingicantstand : hot beer

[Christopher Bixby @cbixby2379]

#vacationwishlist ALL AROUND THE WORLD SERIOUSLY. Even the North pole. I want to visit Santa.

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

#relationshipkillers having an opposite sex boyfriend that converse about the relationship you are having

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

"Mombassa, Kenya: Bahir Dar,Ethiopia: Rio De Janeiro, Brazil: Las Vegas, Nevada #vacationwishlist"

[Patrick Hilton @philton89332]

#signsuasidechick if he texts you the day after valentines day looking to hook up

[Ramon Feemster @rfeemster84]

 #signsuasidechick if you celebrate all the holidays with him a day late!