• Uncle Phil •

iLL Chimp twin #snakes #Flip #Banks #slither #snakeinthegrass Support the skum. prince of darkness (BINTCH, munt, crunch) I love Bridget O'Connor

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#shiftybrandon figured out how to stop the train in gta 5

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#shiftybrandon likes dogs and peanut butter a little to much

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#shiftybrandon uses ribbed condoms inside out

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So are pearls like fancy kidney stones for clams ?!

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Why is there a blood stain on my carpet

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@MensHumor I’m non binary but check out my women tits

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Busch light trashed is the most elite drunk there’s ever been #boysbebuzzen

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#shiftybrandon is a limited time offer that never ends

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@MATT627 They were probably vaccinated #fightautism

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@JustinTrudeau if you were any deeper in the closet you’d be in fucking narnia #romp

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Pussy @JustinTrudeau have fun in jail #SNC

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@JustinTrudeau do you prefer dick in the ass or mouth ? I bet you rather both cuz you def pig roasting this country

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@JustinTrudeau your turning me into a racists more and more each day lolol step down or get shot down

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@tuxysuit are people receiving tuxys in Canada yet ?!

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Whoever deals drugs to the fucking mumble rappers start cutting with fentanyl #nothingwithoutabeat

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Yeah fuck you Ontario college of trades ! Now who's a fancy ass electrician

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Little lightning by the water ⚡️⚡️

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Your girl a pedophile cuz she feel the boy

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@FishingCarePack where's my fucking package

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@FishingCarePack you guys have time to tweet but can't email back customers... hahah