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i think amazingphil and chuu would be besties

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my show is on a wednesday and i already have to take time off for other stuff a couple weeks later

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my beautiful children

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i mean this in the nicest possible way but my life improved drastically once i stopped being active on twitter

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@phangender yeah! i am gonna have my neck checked out but im in one piece so im good lol

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my day:
-get blonde😛
-be approved for kitties!!😸
-get hit by a semi😔

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@phangender i got rearended on my way home from my hair appt💔

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we always meet absolute characters, i love this city

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had a guy buy us multiple drinks and then his wife appeared and they both invited us to their lake house LMFAOO

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cracked my head open in the tj’s parking lot💜

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i got that pooch purse on me

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my dnp miis got engaged while i was playing the game in a coffee shop btw

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why are dan and phil guiding max lifeisstrange caulfield

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bro got flashbacks

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i forgot about it too and showed up to the dmv with very visible blood stains

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somehow got covered in blood three different times at work today

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incohereant at the function is peak

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phil w the girlies🤩

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@kidkrowvinyls that’s his nickname for me😔

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alright Damn