phil wagner

Kennesaw State Alumni

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@BillOhale true

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@dlingmerth @PGAChampionship hi david… me and my family live outside of rochester and couldn’t get tickets for the event… this would be an awesome late mother’s day gift for my mom!

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

doc saw my whole smeat and balls today lowkey threw off the whole day

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

am i the only one that has never won like a 50/50 or anything like that

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

pitbull the best performer of our generation

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

this is terrible scheduling by espn. i just wanna watch The Captain.

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

the lil pump era was really peak life. i hate to say it.

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

about to take 10 tito’s shots to the dome and head over to play mini golf. course record is definitely in play here.

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

a cosmic brownie would fuck rn

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@Yankees we can just go ahead and retire the number 39 already

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

wish i could totally throw out my golf swing and start from square one again

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@SimWalkerUK wow. means a lot. missing him extra today. your treats were always his favorite. wonder why. haha! good times mate.

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@SimWalkerUK that malibu was goin down toooo smooth last night

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

michael kay is the reason i say “see ya” so much in my vocabulary

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

waiting for the day i get approached for one of those tik tok interviews where the microphone is their phone and shit

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

this could be good

[Mikal Bridges @mikal_bridges]

KD is hilarious lol

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@SimWalkerUK i’ll match

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

i’d let amber abuse me

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

@SimWalkerUK cocksucker

[phil wagner @philwagner65]

waiting for the time my BeReal pops up mid jerk and i just show everyone my meat