Jason

Yep

[turbomander @turbomander]

you try to high five me during my iframes and your hand passes right through my upper body. fool. you will now be punished during your recovery

[Pinglyadya @pinglyadya]

I've seen AI push people to their death. Puppet the souls of the dead to sell to the grieving.

Saw it steal the faces of the innocent to sate the perverted and their wallets.

I hate AI not out of nostalgia for a now dead internet. But, because It's a system out of control.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

How does anyone see this man as a credible and intelligent person

[ΔERΘDΔT 🇬🇭 @Aerodat_]

2XKO feels like the FG equivalent of an Imagine Dragons song

[Erisha @ErishaAnn]

If you can’t riff it’s not a charisma thing to me. It’s more like you don’t notice things. Your mind isn’t working to find the connections that amuse and delight. You are bogged down in the muck and the mire.

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

(trying to flex at the gas station) one million dollars on pump 7 please

[Skipper @Skipper_NLW]

BEHOLD, MY AEGIS REFLECTINATOR. WITH IT, I CAN UNBLOCKABLE THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA.

[MrMixtape @RealMrMixtape]

I do NOT play footsies. I do NOT know spacing. I do NOT play patiently. I PRESS BUTTONS, and if they whiff, I don't care

[lycanthrojay‼️🏳️‍⚧️ @rannisfang]

Starbucks barista tried to hand me my drink and this shit popped up above my head

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[first day as hostage negotiater]

me: [taking the phone] yyyyyelllo

[loud explosion from inside the bank]

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”

Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas

[hope @LAlNLAlN]

the amulet revealed its great mysteries pretty much straight away to me man haha. yeah it’s crazy you spent all those years trying to decipher them

[serpy @chefmaeda]

if bugs could talk they would probably say things like “what the bug??”…. lol

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how i look at bro while hes googling the thing i know im right about

[Jason @PhilWumbo]

@mtndrew24 2 steps ahead of you

[Jason @PhilWumbo]

This Christmas season it's important to remember the lesson Rudolf the red nosed reindeer taught us: if you nose does not glow red you are less useful than your peers.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

a mass shooting just happened and the news are talking about a random woman date spot list. this country is cooked

[Jason @PhilWumbo]

@mtndrew24 Bro really be pondering quandaries.