PHINEAS ♧

Best of the best.
Chelsea fan.
Teacher.
Zero pressure.

[PHINEAS ♧ @phineas_pm]

Leo karibu foreman aniuwe.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[🧛🏽‍♀️ @almahreign]

Kusign a good player doesn't mean you quit scouting, injuries do happen

[Owhiskey🇰🇪 @Owhiskey]

First in my bloodline to see biryani and Rongai in the same sentence

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

King Solomon after a full day of replying to happy father’s day messages

[Jesus @PNN_JESUS]

You can’t seriously say this woman is not a demon.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A farmer was spotted being chased by a lone hippo in Sagana, Kirinyaga County!!

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Such houses only look beautiful when you're wealthy.

[🐉 @Kamau266]

Bibi akithreaten your other women with violence instead of threatening to leave unajuanga you are on the right trajectory as a man.

[Premier League @premierleague]

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[PHINEAS ♧ @phineas_pm]

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[Reuters @Reuters]

Trump: unfair for Iran to lack ballistic missiles if other countries have them https://t.co/fgjG616cpi https://t.co/fgjG616cpi

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says it’s unfair to restrict Iran from having ballistic missiles since other countries have them.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Moscow hit by largest Ukrainian attack since start of Russia's full-scale war https://t.co/L7bP193fwY

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Residents of Nairobi are 100% with Governor Sonko. And we authorise him to deal with this mca properly and without mercy.

[PHINEAS ♧ @phineas_pm]

@Kamau266 Inaitwa front business kwa Economics.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

To defeat the machine, become the machine. 😂

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

😂😂kuna time I was in the spirit of kuanza biashara, and what better business than kuuza nguo. So I went to Gikomba nikapata stock, then I took a few images nikapost kwa my business page😂😂 haikupata traction. So I decided to take matters into my own hands, nikaenda apo Bypass ya Ruiru. Nikapanga nguo zangu apo chini ya bridge and got to business. Bana within an hour karibu nachizi😂😂😂 everyone is yelling(other vendors), magari zinahoot, there's human traffic everywhere, wasee wanapima nguo but hawabuy. Heh😂😂😂💀 I was done in a record hour😂😂😂 nikabeba vitu zangu nikarudi kejani and that dream died😂😂😂💀 ipo siku

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

The company again rejected my project.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Leta yeye Wilson, Hapo Flitestar mfanye discovery flight. Huyu ni Rubani.

[Angel @missangeljames]

I think you people are getting the South Africa hate incorrect, they don’t hate foreigners. They hate Africans!! They kiss and cuddle the whites