Chickens Don't Sing

#Resist #Impeach #MeToo I'm an introvert but give me a glass or two of wine and I can be an extrovert

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Unread, untraveled people confuse the strictures of Islam w/ the strictures of Arabic cultures that existed eons before the introduction of Islam. Read books, people. Learn something. Educate others. Don't take everything at face value. https://t.co/7n7CgNQlOd

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

#Trump refusing to wear a mask is like a motorcyclist refusing to wear a helmet.

Not rocket science.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The high rate of Covid-19 cases in meatpacking plants is not puzzling - it's an anomaly. Its the same reason New York has had the lion's share of cases. Both are founded in population density, populations that are forced into close proximity due to a density/space algorithm.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

@MarcoRubio, one of the proudest of ignoramus Senators, claims "employers are having trouble hiring because people can make more on unemployment." IN ??FLORIDA??

Could someone please squash this irrelevant tiny-handed bug before it reproduces?

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Looks like 2020 is going to be a no good, very bad year for the babbling falsehood machine in the White House.

Good on ya; Donald. You worked extra hard this year to achieve your goal of being the most reviled president in US history, not to mention dumbest, meanest...

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

@realDonaldTrump @CNN Oh God...we're back to this? To the lunatic in the White House, "it takes one to know one."

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The babbling falsehood machine says he'll re-open the economy on May 1, the economy being a key factor in his re-election bid. So ask yourself...

If Macy's decides all stores to open May 1, WHO'S GOING TO SHOP? Republicans? And Macy's just laid off something like 125,000 staff

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Who knew #Sweden was this dumb?

[Linda Clarke @LindaMLC]

@Yamiche @Rey_Sistance Now reinstate Crozier

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

@Yamiche Karma's a bitch...

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

I wish someone had told me sooner, it would have eliminated a lot of grief, anxiety, incredulity & utter horror I've been feeling for the past 3+ years:

That glorified carnival barker in the WH isn't really the president, he's just playing one in a parody of West Wing.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The lunatic in the WH who knows more about medicine than any doctor said this: "I've felt it was a pandemic even before it was called a pandemic."

The part the media didn't quite catch was: "In fact, I've felt it was a pandemic even before the word "pandemic" was invented."

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The real reason the lunatic in the WH revised his "open up by Easter" brainfart? Not because he listened to med/econ advisors.

More likely
1) He discovered he has no such authority
2) So trying/failing to do so would demonstrate his lack of power
3) Which belongs to governors.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Supposedly the lunatic in the White House has been pleased by how his approval ratings have ticked up recently.

Hmm, any correlation between that and not being a total flaming dick 24/7? Every little bit helps...

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The lunatic in the WH has had nothing 2 run on for a second term but the economy. So what happens as the economy (that he had little to do with anyway) tanks?

The result is already crystal clear: No matter how devastating the results of the coronavirus,it will not be his fault.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The lunatic in the White House has to be happy! We're besting China in the number of Covid-19 cases. We are the Champions...

Still one more number to beat tho - China's still ahead in total deaths. Not for long.... We will be the Champions...

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

The bright side for the lunatic in the White House:

None of those who die can vote against him.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Apparently, the lunatic in the White House suggests he’s willing to let thousands of US citizens die if their governors (or responsible others) haven't sufficiently sucked up to him.

In the sales world we call that a "kneepads and mouthwash" call.

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Could this be the right's rock-bottom? Nothing could be colder, more heartless, and more self-serving than launching a strategy to convince the US that it doesn't need your (non-producing) elderly parents and your kids don't need grandparents?

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

What the lunatic in The WH tweeted this morning: “We cannot let the [coronavirus] cure be worse than the problem itself.”

What he was really saying: "Because if MY TREMENDOUS ECONOMY [that President Obama created] tanks, I'll likely lose the election, AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT."

[Chickens Don't Sing @phinkplamingo]

Apparently, the lunatic in the White House has offered to help N Korea fight the coronavirus. With help like that, forget nuclear agreements. Trump might single-handedly wipe N Korea off the map. Then he can stay there and develop all it's "ready-for-condo-on-the-beach property.