E.C

[E.C @phinney28]

I neeeeeeeed this show. #SaveProdigalSon #worstcookingshow

[E.C @phinney28]

Did you turn my butt down? @JoreyACohen

[E.C @phinney28]

Me listening to my own Spotify rewind: Wow...this playlist is amazing!

[Laura @aswedanced]

we're all coping differently these days. for example, I play lots of video games and my roommate just adopted a snake.

[Laura @aswedanced]

evie, on nacho doritos: "they're missing a certain... shall we say... zest"

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a self-checkout, screaming that there's no unexpected item in the bagging area.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: Why is it so hot outside?

Me: It's summer now.

6: That was a mistake.

[Laura @aswedanced]

"If we're gonna cry watching the finale of schitts creek, we'll at least have the dignity of eating doritos." - @phinney28

[E.C @phinney28]

You can’t die laughing at Nick Miller! @aswedanced

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Why is everyone buying toilet paper?

Me: The Corona virus.

7: Are they going to tp its house?

[MR. WILL WONG 📸 @mrwillw]

Enter for a chance to #win 1917 on Blu-ray!

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[Laura @aswedanced]

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[E.C @phinney28]

I’ve been called out. #roasted

[Laura @aswedanced]

*my roommate puts on her playlist*

my roommate: "Well, if it isn't my jam."

[Matt Carter @Matt_Carter95]

@themaine hey boys we're coming to your show tonight but our friend Ian had a family member pass this week so he sadly couldn't make it. Is it possible to dedicate a song to him to help him through?

[Laura @aswedanced]

"No naps, just slaps." - @talksincere #roadtothemaine

[Laura @aswedanced]

"I feel love in this OnRoute tonight." - @phinney28 #roadtothemaine

[E.C @phinney28]

@charlieputh @zachsorgen @NBCSongland This is very disappointing. Totally defeats the point of this show.

[E.C @phinney28]

Planning on watching some traffic documentaries. Traffic is so fascinating.

[E.C @phinney28]

Children are the great! #quotesbyme