Joshua Alan Lindsay

Showrunner/narrator of The SCP Foundation Database podcast, vocalist, gaymer, composer. Usually in that order. 36, he/him 🏳️‍🌈

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

squarespace, a website for building websites, makes you schedule posts by using a SLIDER that only moves at variable increments of 3 OR 4 minutes.
want to schedule a post to release at 6:00 am? too bad, it's going out at 5:58 or 6:01.

[The SCP Foundation Database @SCPDataPodcast]

"AUDIT: SCP-116"
written by @phinnsy, edited by FlyPurgatorio

Today's episode is an original story inspired by SCP-116 (author unknown), featuring @phinnsy, @remyrosalesjr, and guest Rebekah Alexander.
https://t.co/bnEGYVessx

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

WATCH: “Transgender people are people, Representative.”

Rep. @Justinjpearson gives Rep. Gino Bulso (R-Brentwood) a lesson on the constitution as he rips his latest anti-trans youth bill — again focusing on athletes, which has not been an issue in Tennessee.

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

i haven’t been to a waffle house at 4 am since college, when i stayed there all night trying to finish copying the parts for my orchestration project

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

this is the best idea and nothing could go wrong

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

my sleep schedule is severely fucked. i have nowhere to be the next couple days, so i'm just gonna do a hard reset and not sleep tonight

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

i eat far too much bread and frankly i blame the bread

[Joshua Alan Lindsay @phinnsy]

playing the spyro the dragon remake while sick has been a huge nostalgia trip. so this whole covid thing at least has that going for it i guess

[The SCP Foundation Database @SCPDataPodcast]

November's installment of the Joke Series, featuring singing by @oktobercrow, @EveSistaSeoul, @remyrosalesjr, and guest @TheDrSaunders, has just been released to our supporters on Patreon! https://t.co/q4gJixiWr5

[The SCP Foundation Database @SCPDataPodcast]

Today's installment of the Expanded Series was requested by Patreon patron, ragafragamagawaga. The Database thanks you for your continued support! https://t.co/gAfgqDu0PI

[The SCP Foundation Database @SCPDataPodcast]

Today's installment of the Expanded Series is this year's Halloween special, featuring @CJazEndeavors, @EveSistaSeoul, and @phinnsy! https://t.co/ns4lY9mBy6

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You are your only hope.

Sorry.

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

extremely cool to be so relieved that the man filmed in HD video murdering someone was found guilty of murder

[FEMIURGE @NORMALHOROSCOPE]

JUST YOU WAIT TILL THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU

[Follow @jennmint! @JennMintBackUp]

Look y'all, I hate @tedcruz as much as everyone else, but this isn't a real tweet. It's a photoshop job. This douchecanoe gives us plenty to criticize him for. Let's not use fake info

[The SCP Foundation Database @SCPDataPodcast]

Today's installment of the Joke Series, originally released to our patrons on 4-Sep-19, is now available to our full audience! https://t.co/Y70XrriNqH

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Lots of people are feeling unproductive. If you didn’t infect anyone today, you were productive.