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24 years old. Probably at the gym 💪🏻

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I can’t imagine a life where corn don’t grow

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I’ve said milf enough times for a mature dating site ad to pop up on Snapchat

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Take a deep breath, get in your car, crank the music, and just drive.

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Remember life isn’t about how hard you can hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep going.

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@Lila_Russell2 The best part is you can tell them anything and they won’t remember

[Nick Jordan @njordan414]

i’m ready for a tennessee vacation

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Sitting in your car eating fast food listening to the radio is low key therapy

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Bar and grilles/ restaurants open Friday with social distancing rules still in effect. But I only hit on girls by whispering softly in their ear so I might as well stay home🤪

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If you don’t tip generously when bars open from all the money that you’re saving, you are in fact, a different kind of dirtbag

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Bumming off of other people’s Netflix is my favorite hobby

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@Lila_Russell2 Pretty much any @BEARTOOTHband song

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This snow we’re getting rn is a lot like me, it won’t last long

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@DarlingNicholeT If I was still able to get drunk at a bar I woulda never known how lonely I really am 😂

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@Lila_Russell2 I’m sure there’s some still open but it’ll be in a mobile home and the needle may have been used a few times

[nichole🌻 @DarlingNicholeT]

I look better naked when I’m tan. summer wya?

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#NewProfilePic

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@KoorsKorielle Meth

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@Vinchattle1717 That’s a really good way to cover up sores from being bed ridden

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Not even a Dad and I’m pumped for lawn mowing season

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@bigsby62 I’m mostly concerned how they’re gunna get through college now as they approach age 40

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Strip Clubs should be essential change my mind