Sir Alf

Bring me my Bow of burning gold:
Bring me my Arrows of desire:
Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold:
Bring me my Chariot of fire!

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@TheGNPE she really has got the look of a mong, hasn't she?

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@TheGNPE i hope it doesn't coincide with Ramadam

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@Robbie_Reasons I thought it was lots of monkeys with typewriters over many years

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@EssexPR don't forget the sportsmen

there's always a story that gets swept under the carpet

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@SaulStaniforth @darknessofmice Warburtons bags and CornFlake boxes from the breakfast clubs could be used to store the phones
This Government is always one step ahead

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@SpeechUnion bookies favorite to get the job

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@Robbie_Reasons 9.5 years for each rape
should be double for the grooming nonces

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@SophyRidgeSky 2008. Brand/Ross radio 2

if only Lucy or Ed had an incling

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@GBNEWS remote controlled boats v Russian ships

🤦🏻

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@andrewc44104127 women and children first

AGAIN

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@MickCo8 miserable (spinster) Auntie.
got an opinion on everything and everyone.

cheap perfume

face like a smacked arse

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@RubyQNUFC hawk tuah

🤢🤮

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@BStardAlan does that mean her dyslexia will qualify her for PIP ?

or PPI, IPP, 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@Neccccy is it stereotypical to mention swimming ability?

fast runners though

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@Nafeesahxf fair enough

but Muslims need to stop being cunts too

deal ? 🤝

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@LeeHarris @HowardCCox children growing up now won't even be told about the world wars

but BLM, LGBT, the Prophet will be shoved down their throats 🤬

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@andyburnham how about putting No.10 North to some practical use, rather than just another gimmick

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@UKDispatch_ MI5. 🤣

really good at this spying game, eh?

🕵️

[Sir Alf @phippsy62]

@FergalKiernan2 and the rest to follow

undo the super injunctions NOW

here Kitty Kitty 🤬

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@reformparty_uk Wes Streeting 👆