Roy 🐀 🦝 🦫 🏴‍☠️ ☭

I'm a hairdresser from the Midwest, the profile picture is my son, over a decade in it's still a fresh wound. Anyway...

[ウマ娘プロジェクト公式アカウント @uma_musu]

本日2026/8/24をもってウマ娘 プリティーダービーは正式サービスの開始から5.5周年を迎えました！

いつもウマ娘たちと共に歩んで下さるトレーナーの皆様へ、心よりお礼申し上げます！
今後とも「ウマ娘 プリティーダービー」をよろしくお願いします！

#ウマ娘 #ゲームウマ娘

[Roy 🐀 🦝 🦫 🏴‍☠️ ☭ @phiqzer]

@BakulavaFey Shit. Oops. I’ll see myself out.

[TDN @theTDN]

🚨 New record at @InfoArqana August 🚨

Lot 306 - a Wootton Bassett colt out of a full-sister to multiple Group 1 winner Scandinavia - sells for a record-breaking €4.6 million to MV Magnier/White Birch Farm from the @EcurieMonceaux consignment.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

OMG, this is HILARIOUS!

Iran dropped another diss track, this one is "Stinky Donnie," LOL, and it is SO heavily detailed, I had to watch it twice.

Tons of Epstein references in here, too.

Is Iran winning the diss battle?🤔

[EIJI @EijiruTakahashi]

Umamususme x Cake by the Ocean edit by me
#umamusume #ウマ娘 #ウマ娘プリティーダービー

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WE DON’T WANT AI DATA CENTERS.

WE WANT LIBRARIES.
WE WANT NATIONAL PARKS.
WE WANT PUBLIC SPACES.
WE WANT CLEAN WATER.
WE WANT TREES.
WE WANT A FUTURE.

[Roy 🐀 🦝 🦫 🏴‍☠️ ☭ @phiqzer]

@DrJean_Pepper @umamusume_eng

[Duoblue @duoblues2]

Maruzensky Who Bought the 'Recently'-Trending Monster Hunter
Artist: Takiki2828
#ウマ娘 #ウマ娘英訳 #Umamusume #UmaTranslations

[Preface Grim @PrefaceGrim]

When her jokes somehow lands

[ケンタッキーフライドチキン🍗 @KFC_jp]

この組み合わせは…🙄

#KFC #新コラボ

[Super Creek Freak @SuperCreekFreak]

Super Creek's got some unique dialogue in Grand Concert! She's such a sweetheart 🥹

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

The new Career Scenario "Brighter Together: Our Grand Concert" is here!

Follow & repost for a chance to win a $50 Gift Card, or 5,000 carats!

🥕 Play Now: https://t.co/HlXI094XKj
🥕 Details: https://t.co/M74LNocwrg

#Umamusume #GrandConcert

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Drawnra @drawnra]

Super Creek finger heart concert SFW
#supercreek #スーパークリーク #ウマ娘 #umamusume

[Roy 🐀 🦝 🦫 🏴‍☠️ ☭ @phiqzer]

@JohnHoll0w Goals

[Roy 🐀 🦝 🦫 🏴‍☠️ ☭ @phiqzer]

@LoZCollector @artbymorbid And now all I want from the universe is a biblically accurate Gold Ship….

[GUILLERMO FESSER @guillermofesser]

Stephen Colbert dice adiós a CBS, la cadena que le echa por criticar a Trump, tirando los muebles de su oficina desde la terraza en compañía de su antecesor en el late night, el gran David Letterman. “Fuck you, motherfuckers”.

[競馬インフォメーションクラブ(個人で運営) @keiba_info_club]

Seventeen years ago, Vodka delivered a breathtaking performance in the Victoria Mile.

Her 7-length winning margin still stands as the race record to this day.

This Sunday, the Victoria Mile will be held at Tokyo Racecourse.

[Baninabear @baninabear]

Happy Birthday Daiwa Scarlet!!! Here's that time I cosplayed Daiwa Scarlet to Santa Anita Park for the Cygames sponsored American Oaks (and won enough money to buy a soda!)