Cowboy Mmmbop

The Oxford English Dictionary defines 'bio' as 'a brief summary of a person's life and work.' In the following paragraphs I will attempt to briefly summarize my

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

My favorite guitarist messed up the beginning of a song I've heard three hundred and twenty nine times before so I had to spend the next 18 minutes tweeting about it, what did I miss?

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

My cat is metal as fuuuuuuck

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

Hulu really gonna say "the following is intended only for mature audiences" and then play the eric andre show

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

When I was younger, I lived just a stone's throw away from a family who all died of mysterious head injuries.

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Deadspin

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Dillon Brooks is sitting courtside to chirp LeBron:

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@tcelectronic what happened to the toneprint PC editor? I just got a flashback 2 and want to create toneprints but every online link to the download is dead...

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@NoaDalzell @celticsblog Depth means if a guy is 32% from the floor you don't have to give him 36mpg. Giving a guy who can't hit water from a boat the 2nd most minutes bc you can't choose between your great backups is still a choice, just a stupid one. Pick a name out of a fucking hat if you have to.

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

Ya boi got a delay pedal 💅

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@celticslife

[delaney @delaneyhwill]

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Cazzy Super yachts aren't a great ROI either and somehow Lürssen is still in business 🤷🏻

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Cazzy When you have $100B+, "instead of" is a foreign concept.

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Muse_Sixers

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

So refreshing when a guy who clearly deserves to win an award wins it unanimously without at least one of the voters fucking it up because of some stupid point they're trying to make.

[NBA Communications @NBAPR]

Victor Wembanyama is the first unanimous Kia NBA Defensive Player of the Year since the award’s inception in 1982-83.

The winner was selected by a global media panel of 100 voters.

Complete voting results ⬇️

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Jesii_ca_M With $50M I could buy like 10 new dads and still have plenty left over, easy choice

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Gmart420 Also, by that logic wouldn't New Jersey also be New England?

[Cowboy Mmmbop @phishkebab]

@Gmart420 Yeah well, they call their football teams the New York Jets and the New York Giants even though they're in New Jersey. New York takes a lot of naming liberties. Good luck going to NYC and explaining to people they're actually New Englanders though...