@Fishlegsdasquid Dear Fish “The Cheater” Ingerconnorbritt,
You youngesters don’t have a clue about real basketball. Larry “The Legend” Bird is obviously the #man. Maybe if you spent more time studying the game and less time #cheating in ymca basketball you would #know this.
Sincerely
Chris
Sunday is really just the day meant for liking hot girls instagram stories from the night before. My good friend #dirtyrodge is probably up to the same thing right now.
Today my one of my top mutual Ricky White Jr was doxxed by #phisignation, most likely in an attempt to cover up the #phisigfiles. While it is a sad day to see a brother leave the bv, he has rebranded under @archieFKmanning to continue his search for the truth in the #phisigfiles
Dear Fellow Twitter Users,
Absolute rocket just snapped me back after three days. I’m debating between three choices and could use some advice. #LANK
1. Snap her back immediately
2.Snap her back immediately then jerk off
3. #nukeSAE
Dear Twitter,
My son is going to utk this summer and was wondering where to rush. I obviously said #phisig (because I’m not a queer) however he said that he was looking at SAE. Should I #nuke my own son? #LANK
Sincerely
Chris W.
@Fishlegsdasquid Dear @Fishlegsdasquid and @jrobsfinest,
Something special about Friday man! Still thinking about that great post by the #ifc on instagram. I would definitely rush #phisig. Heard those kids at SAE only get with #dirties.
Sincerely
Chris W.