🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟

20 🗝️ priv: @elwynndows 🗝️ currently hyperfixated on: dan and phil 🗝️ dnfi -18

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

kenzie/dani :3
-18 do not follow!
all pronouns. 20
sister daniel expert
https://t.co/omdrYl39J2

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[sam @philljester]

aww richard looks like bunny dan :(

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[siel @akechigowou]

mental health makes people kill themselves but not brushing their teeth is just wayy too far

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@hearteyeskrista both!

[cloudy ☁️AMONG US SPOILERS + DELTARUNE SOON @cloudyweatheryy]

people who don't shower because they're depressed: ok
people who don't shower because they're stupid gross disgusting lazy ass bums (my brother): i hate you

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@lezster @scara_shin phil on taskmaster oh how ive dreamed of that,,,

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@Leaf_dnp 😭

[emma 🌈 lesbrarian ˗ ˏˋ ₍𝄐⩌𝄐₎ ˎˊ˗ @ExhaustedFroggy]

what in the sincerest fuck was in that cake

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@wolftraphowell -and the colour starts from the spine running down like paint, so you'll never see a cat with black paws and a white back, only the opposite!
-orange cats are almost always male
-white cats are more likely to be deaf and can be sunburnt (so keep them in the shade!!!)

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@wolftraphowell i have lots of cat facts!
-tabby cats are more likely to be grumpy in nature
-tuxedo cats are classed as any cat with black and white- so even a fully black cat with one white patch is classed as a tuxedo!
-tuxedo cats all begin white when being formed as fetus cats-

[Ella @lovedipandpip]

i wonder if daniel james howell would prefer to give up kissing or dips. someone hard launch this. please.

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

not if you are nice and pure of heart they don't

[يارا @inuyarasha_]

the real difference between nz and aus is that nz has cute friendly birds that want to be your friend and australia has mean hostile birds that want to attack you

[abe @stubbornsticks]

obsession is currently entering the “it was actually always bad” phase of the popular movie cycle

[z🎧³ @dnpfilms]

dan and phil have been in a relationship for 16 years and there’s only one video of them actually hugging

[‎˗ˏˋsef ✮ˎˊ˗ @ravipanikking]

using ai on rocky horror is actually an abomination everyone involved needs to be jailed

[annabeI !! @aanaberri]

i don’t think i’ll be able to handle a tour i think i’d genuinely explode and die from excitement

[🪐 dani/kenzie ⚞•⚟ @phisterdaniel]

@Rainn_Stormmm storm are you actually 6' that's terrifying