PhiteKingCar

yeah sure man whatever man sure thing

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@heretheywere Very sorry, I hope everything is okay for him and it turns out to be nothing major!

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love seeing a bug move super fast like what’s with the urgency little fucker?

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the pen pineapple apple pen does not fall too far from the pen pineapple apple tree

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@riosabraVT so it was you who changed my TL

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asked santa if i could have a phone call with spongebob for christmas. he said of course. i never got that call…

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girl i am begging you on my hands and knees please don’t drop that thun-thun-nun

[PhiteKingCar @phitekingcar]

@freakystyley_rx get in line pal, gabriel feetbuyer’s itchin to get my shit on layaway

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your propositions tantalize me old timer

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temu plan b got my chud son looking like a fallout 3 centaur

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elon musk has one billy on dollars

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guy who doesn’t know what that movie is about

“let’s throw on happy feet guys”

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@heretheywere i’m honored.

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my dog just ran out side bro i’m not going to go get him he’s way faster than me he’s gone forever

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i don’t but i wish i did

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eat more box than an industrial paper shredder

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i used to get in trouble at school as a kid for fighting but i lowkey jackie chan’d the principal and won his respect

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emptying a full clip on my gam-gam after i make my first milli

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drunk as fuck on the library computer, angrily looking up “Frankenstein’s Lobster”

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rich guy at the gas station: yeah let me get a billion on pump 3

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i want more baby. to get me through this. semi-chopped kind of life~