phizzy

the rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper

[Zion O. @DukeNBA]

CAM BOOZER PICKS UP FULL COURT AND RIPS CALEB WILSON 🔥🔥

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

An Armory update, Cache, and Season 5, oh my: https://t.co/VcmRP3wtpn

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Let's lose some followers...

Homosexuals are going to hell.

Taylor Swift is not attractive & her music sucks.

Trump sold out.

Harley Davidson sucks.

If you still drink Bud Light you're a homo.

Florida is the best state in the nation.

Fat people are gross.

Most women are whores.

Pitbulls should all be euthanized.

Men rule the world.

There's no such thing as a trans person.

Non-blue check people are the best.

Christ is king!

Being white is awesome. 👍

[char @char_cs2]

u know what rhymes with july?? alcohol and counterstrike

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Imagine grinding through a women’s World Series of Poker event, surviving every bad beat and bluff, only to reach the final table to see Jeffrey Dahmer staring back at you. What an insult to female players

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Sorry you can’t have a clean, beautiful, safe society because that would require being mean to the bottom 10% of the population that acts like animals and that’s a heckin’ fascism.

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

🚬😵‍💫

[Sebastián @gvtcontractor]

My team is moving an MRI machine today as part of a $3,000,000 government contract.

We have no knowledge or experience in this field.

We just retard max every day.

It works. Try it.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

[Naz Reid Enthusiast. @NazReidMVP]

W app Elon

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Woke up and didn’t seemingly unlearn decades of harmful behaviors and cognitive distortions over night. I need to die

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.

The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.

He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.

I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.

I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.

I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.

It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.

Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.

When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.

My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.

I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.

My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.

I told him I'm curing meats.

I'm not curing meats.

I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.

He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

It’s nice to know that over 100 years ago people were taking Silly pictures of their pet

[Electra @Electrarythm]

lesson in there

[moesha @yunclesage]

Nigga on the bus eating a fish filet sandwich I'm trying to kill him with my mind