Tabitha King

a soulless witch ~doing unstable hot girl shit since 1990 🥺🥲☺️😇💅🏻 She/Her profile pic credit

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

a small child blew a kiss at me through their mask and honestly i started tearing up I was so endeared.

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

Felicity Swafford's Memorial for her Daughter https://t.co/2noYfuAc93

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Jennifer Coolidge’s speech was perfect:

“I had such big dreams as a young person, but what happens is they get sort of fizzled by life. Mike White, you gave me a new beginning, even though this is the end, 'cause you did kill me off. Even if this is the end, you changed my life”

[Marcus Andre’ @_MarcusAndre_]

Janet Jackson lettin y’all know she doesn’t eat poor people food 😭😭

[sarah @heavenbrat]

as a girl i should be allowed to let out a very loud glass shattering scream once a day to relieve myself of built up emotion

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

@rosemaryforyou I honestly wonder about this lol

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

@Nothennyfr Women are the most important people in the world

[intermittent blasting @ErosIdle]

All of y’all remarking on Portia’s outfits in white lotus…like have you ever met someone from the Bay Area? Completely absent fashion sense and intentional ugliness is a defining characteristic of the region.

[Chris 🔥 @ChrisJeanSpears]

@mattxiv This is the best tweet of all time

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

@notcapnamerica

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Remember when Leslie was listening to WAP for the first time 😭

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

GOOGLE: how to incorporate clown girl trauma memes into my restaurant job’s endless emails

[Madison Malone Kircher @4evrmalone]

I HAVE THIS THING WHERE I GET OLDER BUT JUST NEVER WISER

[𝘽𝙍𝙊𝙏𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙕 ☆ @brotaminz]

Scientists at Stanford University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ might have looked.

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

The first four blocks I’m driving I’m focused on getting comfy in my seat so please watch your children

[Tabitha King @phlabitha]

Do you think they’ll still blur out the sexy time? Asking for a friend…

[Kayla @lilsimsie]

Officially announced the "next generation of The Sims" (The Sims 5 lol) is in super early stages of development... SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!

[m @msnetik]

I don’t think my neighbor, Totoro, would be too pleased to hear about this

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

more of us need to realize we’re him

[gabrielle korn @Gabrielle_Korn]

The bartender while you order your Negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in it