Sahlø stayed alive

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[Sahlø stayed alive @phlancy]

well

[lake 🐾 @NeverLakeIt]

share a piece of tøp lore about yourself

[cat ⚞✪⚟💫 @catphiskers]

i was wrong

[Leaf @Leaf_dnp]

So why were dan and phil tickets like tryna get taylor swift tickets when they’re just supposed to be my niche interest that me and 5 others know about. Can everyone get leave the phandom

[Sahlø stayed alive @phlancy]

@MJinajar this is still the funniest thing you’ve ever done 😭

[Ali⁷ IS MEETING DNP🪭🦋 @KittyKatDanny]

if you don’t know who becky and jessica are log the fuck out of the ticketmaster website and the app

[Sahlø stayed alive @phlancy]

@BACKSEATLlVE the way it’s been 6 months since i’ve seen backseat live 😭

[🖤ℨ𝔬𝔢 𝔖𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔰🖤 @ZoeSinns]

They are so afraid of you realizing there are politicians who can and actually want to make your life better and not just collect checks from lobbyists and corporations.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

how am i supposed to care about their bankruptcy when they're literally destroying the world 😭😭😭 just go bankrupt already

[venus⁷ @taesfresita]

mexico better win so that orange man can be embarrassed as fuck

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Hey so why are people buying tickets for the hard launch tour like Dan isn’t still under investigation for the human remains found in his 2011 Manchester apartment

[Sahlø stayed alive @phlancy]

YEAH TF WE DID

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[cupid @vmpirednp]

fuck it, boyfriend tag in 2026

[Sahlø stayed alive @phlancy]

@Miraclelilpie and i are like if tyler and josh weren’t fucking each other

[☆ larissa ⌖ røck werchter 7 ☆ @aimforcntermass]

‘don’t clap for me clap for josh’ then proceeds to be gay

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[chelsea @abiiore]

“in the dark what a day getting park” is sooo fucking funny it reminds me of this one video i have of guns for hands where he fumbles the rap and genuinely just started speaking gibberish until he could pick it back up

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[jules @personallyblue]

this picture has never been more fucking true than right now

[Tylerr |-/ ATROFD APE 65😽 @THEJUDGEOHNO]

THIS PICTURE IS FRYING ME SO BAD

[amazingphil akgae @lesbinof]

Doing this in front of Phil at HL so he never forgets me