Christian Walters

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Which is hotter: breaking a clavicle on a football field or screwing on a pile of plastic saber-tooth tiger shit? #WYATR

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The romance on this episode is amazing. "Look, a mastodon! Make a baby with me." #TheBachelor

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@alyssalitman @taylormisiak Thanks for the review of Gaslight Island SORRY FBoy Island! Sounds like a real master class for people who want to be Fboys but didn't know how to start. Would be a good TED talk.

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@RHAPRecapper @hstrong_ that was a mess. Should Katie have said "thank you for sharing that" or just called him Thomas? #bachelorette

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@AskACanadianEh @DoctorAtlantis Why would you learn about sweet tea from people who haven't mastered pizza yet?

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@birgenhartman been awhile since you asked, but this is Shammy

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@POTUS Yes! Bubble-up economics!

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@LibbiFarrowNews I'm visiting the south in a couple of months - if you need a care package, let me know! We all have to look out for each other until we get a Popeye's around here... :)

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@LibbiFarrowNews I am with you on missing our Southern food institutions around here. Maybe not the problematic ones, but I would kill for a Zaxby's and a Krispy Kreme.

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@CourtneyATV Welcome back! I'm sorry they made you say "raise the woof" on camera :)

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@laurenzima I hope you're doing well. This has to be tough.

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@hstrong_ @RHAPRecapper Matt: "Abigail, I liked you so much from the first night that I ignored you and fell in love with other women." How was this Casanova not already snapped up? #TheBachelor

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@CoachHarsin Welcome, coach! Happy to have you in the family. I hope you and your family enjoy it!

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@hstrong_ @RHAPRecapper I hadn't thought about Blake being entitled, but I see it. Maybe the bright flare of Bennett's entitlement washed everyone else's out

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@LindaT_G Please come to Vermont. I haven't had decent gumbo since I moved here. Or at least share the recipe! Best of luck with your new gig :)

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@abbyfridmannTV Sad you won't be around in my mornings any more, but very happy for you! Best of luck!

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@LibbiFarrowNews Welcome to Vermont! Happy to have another SEC Football person around! (*cough*War Eagle*cough*) You're going to love it here :)

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People were still eating Aunt Jemima?

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My water bill has really gotten small these last two months. I had no idea showers were so expensive.

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@SpencerTReports aw man, you’re leaving! Oregon is awesome though. It’s been wonderful with you on the TV for the last couple of years. They’re going to love you out there! (If not, please come back!) all the best, Spencer! 🤜🤛