PHLEGMINƎM

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

MY NOSTRILS ARE TOO CLOGGED,
YOU GOT A TOAD IN YOUR THROAT I GOT TWO FROGS,
HOPPIN AND JUMPIN
SNOT ISNT RUNNIN
CANT GET A BUMP IN

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

SO SICK DONT KNOW WHO MY NURSE IS
LUNGS AS BLACK AS THE BACK OF MY HEARSES
NO AFFAIRS IN ORDER
SO STRESSED, HAIR’S SHORTER
MY DAUGHTER WONDERS IF ILL BE THERE FOR HER

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

EVERYBODY KNOWS MY NOSE’S FLOW IS SLOW
SO WHY MY BROS ALWAYS CHOSE THOSE WITH NOSE GOES

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

NOBODY KNOWS THIS
VISION IN AND OUT OF FOCUS
BLOWING CONFETTI STRINGS
NOSE REDDENING LIKE MY OTIS

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

WHAT IS THIS LONG COVID DIAGNOSIS
I BEEN SPRAYING HOSES FROM MY NOSE SINCE ‘0 SIX

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

FEELIN’ UNFAITHFUL
TAKIN’ SHOTS OF DAYQUIL
USED TO FUCK WITH ROBO
BUT THAT TRIP JUST AINT CHILL

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

IF BEIN’ SICK’S ILLEGAL, LOCK ME UP
FEELIN’ FEEBLE AND I GOTTA SNOT RE-UP
WITHOUT ENOUGH TISSUES, CAN’T COP ENOUGH,
GOT ME COUGHIN’ UP IN MY COFFEE CUP

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

JUST GOT DOSE NUMBER TWO OF PFIZER
TURNS OUT THESE SINUSES ARE NONE THE WISER
NO REGRETS, EXCEPT SOME SIDE EFFECTS: NOSE ERUPTIN’ LIKE A GEYSER AND MY EYES HURT

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

CANT SEE SHIT STARING AT THESE BLURRED LINES
JUST TESTED POSITIVE FOR THE THIRD TIME

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

BEEN A MINUTE SINCE I GOT BACK TO RHYMIN
MY NASAL PRESSURE TURNIN BOOGERS TO DIAMONDS
BUT IM MAD KEEN
ON THAT VACCINE ARRIVIN

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

BOOGER BALLIN’ ON THE COURT
LIKE BEIN’ PHLEGMY’S A SPORT
IS IT MY DUNKIN’ OR MY NOSE’S RUNNIN’
THAT GOT MY BREATH SHORT

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

THE A.C. ON BLAST
GOT MY NASAL PASSAGES GASSED
“IS IT ALLERGIES?”
ASK THESE TISSUE CASUALTIES
FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE TRASH WHERE THEY’VE AMASSED

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

I’M SO SICK I NEED A KISS AND A CODDLE
A HEAVY BLANKET AND A HOT WATER BOTTLE
MY COLD TONIGHT IS AT FULL THROTTLE

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

"YO PHLEGM, HOW YOU WRITE STILL,
WITHDRAWLIN ON NYQUIL?"
DAMN SLICK, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST
OF BITCHES THAT I MIGHT KILL!
YA'LL SEE THEM FLOWS?
I'LL BE SPITTIN THESE BARS
TIL ALL THE WALLGREENS IS CLOSED

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

CHOKED ON A LOZENGE
SPITTIN AND COUGHIN
BAKED A SICK CAKE
WITH MUCUS AS FROSTIN

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

ABBREVIATED BREATHIN’
ALLEVIATED MY WHEEZIN’

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

A-CHE-CHE-CHEM
IT’S SH’BOY PHLEGMINEM

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

CHUGGIN METAMUCIL
SNORTIN VITAMINS
I GOT LINES
BUT NO TISSUE PAPER TO WRITE’M IN

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

FEELING LIKE A NITWIT
WHEN A FIT HITS
COUGHIN’ UP PHLEGM BIGGER THAN PROFESSOR FLITWICK

[PHLEGMINƎM @phlegminem]

LAST WEEK I WAS AT PEACE
THE CAT NAPS I HAD WERE MAD DECE
SADLY NOW IM FEELIN’ MAD FAT
AND WEAK,
AND, LASTLY, MY ASS BE ACTIN’ GHASTLY
I’M FASTLY PASSING A TRASH HEAP THAT GOT ME MAD GASSY