Philly Malebranche

Smoking with Wizards and drinking with Skeletons. He/him.

[Philly Malebranche @PHLmalacoda]

@seanfrank I want more trains you fucking asshole

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

throwback to when eido first mentioned "hall between" and i didnt catch it as a halloween reference and thought it meant purgatory

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Italian horror filmmakers

[Philly Malebranche @PHLmalacoda]

@Alan7615 this song guarantees me at least an extra half mile when I'm out on a run

[Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe? @DarkUniversePod]

KNOCK KNOCK.
Part One of our season finale, Dark Legion: Death’s Door, is now streaming wherever you find podcasts.

Open, if you dare…

[Fred @uncleFredsTweet]

Happy Saturday 🌹

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Gritty lives in Philadelphia. That is the context.

[Nathan @Humanstein]

The Tubi Van is a 1998 Plymouth Voyager with the TV/VCR/DVD combo upgrade, 4 storage tubs of VHS tapes, and a binder full of bootleg DVDs.

[Max Hell @_Max_Hell_]

So, I may or may not have initially read this as "if anyone needs some delightful *alien* anatomical reference" 💀

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Love when beautiful Italian orchestral music pops up on my Spotify and I'm like "Ohh what is this lovely song?" and I see it's from Cannibal Holocaust

[lextorias @lextorias]

game companies should have an “I told you so” clause, where if the game flops this bad the entire executive branch gets laid off and the dev team gets another shot to make a game they think would actually be good

[Camber Allison @camberdraws]

Behold, the most boopable of snoots!

[rasco @dinnafashh]

in hindsight brazil giving us this cool twitter trend was like when a character suspiciously completes their arc before a death scene

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

This guy has gotten a full pass despite literally making the entire world worse. What more do you want exactly

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

https://t.co/GXbHi2AqVN

[Voxy @VoxyTwitch]

gay person: i’m gay

straight person: i’m straight

bisexual person: i’m bisexual

person who just lost: i would have won if you didn’t top deck that

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

[first 10 mins of Prometheus]

Peter Wayland: I’m dead now and David is the closest thing I have to a son

David: *beaming*

PW: sadly, David lacks a soul and is therefore inferior in every way. I mean, can you imagine loving a soulless automaton?

David, mouthing: what the fuck

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

so far this meme has pissed off crypto bros, finance guys, white nationalists, trad accounts, pepe avatar guys, "ancaps", people who joined twitter this year, and a bunch of miserable dads. that is how I know it is true and good