Lauren 🧚

the salon isn’t in vegas, but you are in my chair ~ 🏳️‍🌈 🍉

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@therealpheal no snatching Dan! Gentle hands!

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

toddlers when they both want a toy

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@Lexicat963155 the phadmins probs had to put an episode of Bluey on after this to calm them down

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@boyfriendsdnp yess I’m fully sobbing at this like once a fortnight but so sorry for your pain oops

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@edensnotonfire FINALLY

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

phadmin moving AT SPEED to prevent a catastrophe

why do I think this is a daily occurrence

[dan and phil updates ⚞•⚟ @danandphilposts]

from danandphil (tiktok: https://t.co/HhiB5GENXi)

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

if you ever see me giggling to myself on the street it’s about this

[ros ☁️ @goincrazyfast]

they were boyfriends here <3

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@lornadraws @BobBibityBob this is so CUTE 🥹
might have to get a payday gift for myself…

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@matchablossomer that would be so cool!!

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

well I’m obviously going to the tour sporting the COTTAGECORE PHEDSHEETS DRESS

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@padoisme @AmazingPhil @danielhowell LOVE THIS 💖🧡

[dan and phil updates ⚞•⚟ @danandphilposts]

dan and phil have announced a "World Wour" bro we are getting drafted 😢

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

@boyfriendsdnp which phannie made this fr

[lucy @theamazingphil]

oh i’m so excited for us to get on their nerves

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

NOOOOOO I TOLD MY MUM ABOUT DNP TOUR AND SHE SAID SHE'D COME WITH ME AND I SAID I DON'T THINK YOU'D LIKE IT AND SHE SAID "Why? Do they talk about bums and willies??" OHHHHHHH THIS IS THE END 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Eleanor bug @mossiebugs]

🚨BREAKING🚨: Phil Lester is set to replace Keir Starmer as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

[pride froggie 🐸🌈 @phphrog]

phil lester fired as boyfriend, starting new/old position as Friend of dan howell as of today, due to a beast-related incident

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

ITS TONIGHT LADS 🚨🚨

stay alert

[Lauren 🧚 @phlowerpotmen]

hello by the way 👋
welcome to hard launch 🚀
I’m Phil ☝🏼
That’s Dan 👈🏼
We are…
Gay ✨