Phl's Facts

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Vienetta is a miracle of extrusion

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Have you seen the cows with windows in them?

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Pinemouth only started to be recorded in 2008

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Do socks work on a track pad? Yes.

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Noodle sandwich … not my finest hour.

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Poikilothermic like
lizards and that

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That’s how you do it mofos.

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I rock the facts!

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The St John’s Water Dog is extinct but gave us Labradors and Retrievers.

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In the 1600s it was puffin or nuffin.

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The internet is mainly a thing to use to look at pictures of animals.

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The Norwegian Lundehund is the most flexible dog.

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“@phl: (FYI these are the best kind of geese)” that’s all.

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Great Britain looks like a witch riding a pig

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Polydactyl cats, otherwise known as Hemingway cats live in Key West

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Is Israel big or small? I think it’s small.

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Twitter is everyone’s Daily Chump

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I have the inside track

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If you tell me what time you are setting your alarm, I can set the oven

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Your ribs grow from your back