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[phlyist @phlyist]

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[vintagefantasy @vintagefantasyy]

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[🐬 @_pauliegee]

the funniest part is the people getting offended are exactly who the skit was about 😂

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Let @HunterBiden cook 🔥….just not crack

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[nomi. @mynameisnomi]

u guys are streaming tf outta this and i am over the moon. thank u guyssssssss <3333

[Sesshomaru’s missing arm @dafogell]

Inuyasha is a foundational anime. 100%

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

A robot kicked a little boy in the stomach

We're officially one software update away from Terminator

[Satan’s Niece @thekrissychula]

We (Black ppl) all thinking the same thing right?

[Nicola Ferralis @feranick]

@DavidSchwartz70 @HunterBiden Besides. RFK Jr was (is?) just as much of a drug addict. And yet nobody questions his political career.

[Elmo @elmo]

KNICKS that last message! Elmo didn’t mean to SPUR you on!

[🐲『Ø'Kæïň』 @OKainHaiyori]

@Onda194430

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Tubi signs comedian KevOnStage to most expansive creator partnership to date. 6 projects total. Two new seasons of Safe Space, Grief Sucks comedy special, The Airport, and two feature films.

GOD IS GOOD!!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I know y'all fucking lying

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

bro they started winning once ur corrupt ass left office STAY OUT OF THIS

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Yes I sold paintings. About $225,000 a year over four years. The whole of my business while my father was President. Congress investigated it.

If you’re outraged about that, where is all your outrage now?

Kushner's Affinity Partners holds roughly $5 to $6 billion. Close to 99% of it comes from foreign sovereign wealth funds. Saudi Arabia. The UAE. Qatar. Over $90M in fees annually.