Zachary

I write, I podcast, and I teach. Opinions and Shitposts are my own.

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Hamish getting ready for his Stonewall reenactment for pride month

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This is Hamish. He found a new favorite toy. It's a brick. 13/10

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Me: reserves midsize sedan

Alamo: here’s your Mazda mx5 convertible!

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@WadjetEyeGames

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A reminder as holidays approach and some of us engage with family we see once or twice a year:

Arguing with family about politics is pointless and only produces stress.

Donating to charities that person doesn’t like in their name benefits others and is HILARIOUS

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@GeorgeMasonU Next time the alumni association calls me asking for a donation I'm going to pull this up and ask if they person who wrote this has acknowledged that they're a colossal idiot who doesn't understand the first amendment.

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@alex_navarro Is there a way to get those legitimately? I remember the rights being just...turbofucked

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@BobLovesData I don’t think we can overestimate how much cocaine use was happening in these studios

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@Northernlion Gonna Xeet so much about this weekly

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@BobLovesData That’s the point! It doesn’t. Because it’s DARK

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@GamerTakes The best part is that was written by ChatGPT

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@squishable My niece loves the big gay unicorn she got from her guncles.

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@failnaut You two could watch Them! It's a pretty good ant time

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: https://t.co/Mdr2C4z9aY. #ZuneSweepstakes

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I told a guy "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness" wasn't in the Constitution and donated to PP in honor of his idiocy so he threatened to sue me.

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@failnaut Well I'm no expert but here's my 35 tweet thread in which I will explain this behavior to you.

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@bombsfall "Father please I was up late with my dissertation"

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@scalzi I’m still very upset about this because “Peepsi” is RIGHT THERE

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@Northernlion @Papapishu It could be worse. People could walk up to a blue vest at Walmart and yell “TV aisle cheapest 50 inch 4K”

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@jesslynnrose Who among us has not been very high then become one with the toilet for a while