Phoebe Varney

maybe funny // pug enthusiasts // Albion Alum ‘20 // ♍️

[Phoebe Varney @phoebe_varney]

I'm just trying to live my life, ya know?

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

me when anyone says “we need to talk”

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

my new years resolution is to be more insane

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Christmas is in 2 minutes and the only thing wrapped up is me in this blanket.

[trash jones @jzux]

me spending $200 on scented candles: wooooooo

me spending $200 on health insurance: i will never financially recover from this

[Chris @citehchris]

god she’s so hot but seasonal depression is beating her ass

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me going to bed on an empty stomach because i was too lazy to cook for myself

[julia @juumelo_]

how dare you I am the nicest sweetest most rage filled girl on earth

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

why is my future in my hands, i’m just a girl

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

dear diary, i wasted all my money on clothes and food again:

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me: “sorry for not answering i was busy”

also me:

[MOON LOVER @M1ONLOVER]

Moon and Sea.

[quaverly @K1SSLESSV1RG1N]

if you told me my vape was on that submarine I would have found it by now

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

“it is what it is”

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

society has concluded that HE is FATHER.

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

whatever this is