Phoebe Angle

Comedian, beer nerd, dyslexic, really good at parallel parking, psych degree, tweets about all four.

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My male stripper name would be “Electric Bill” because I’m expensive, and nobody knows how I got so high.

[Muffin Trash 💀 @justsarahmartin]

Excited to have Boston's incomparable @PhoebeAngle on the lineup for our first New England show of the tour! Get your tickets https://t.co/Ryl8xWChwu

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The weirdest thing about being in your thirties is realizing your teens were 20 years ago.

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Americans be like, “this whole ass thing is an appetizer.”

[Pamela Ross @PamNotAnderson]

she was the blueprint

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I can’t trust any with an uncomfortable couch.

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People with office jobs: I’m working right now.
Me, drinking a beer, looking them dead ass in the face while they drink a beer whit me: BUT NO THE FUCK YOU’RE NOT!

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Holy. Shit.

Boulder, Colorado passed an assault weapons ban in 2018.

The NRA sued the city and a judge struck down the ban 10 DAYS GO.

The Boulder shooter bought the gun 6 DAYS before the shooting.

These deaths were the direct result of the NRA’s intervention.

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@mrwillmartin I LOVE this movie.

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#yellowteam

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@mrwillmartin Same.

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@NewSeanRosa THIS WHOLE THING IS YOUR FAULT!

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Today would have been the one year anniversary show of this show that happened once.

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I have started a new Comedy Night in Boston. This is the flyer. That us all. 🐷 #porkbutt #bostonbutt

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Add one more product to the VIGINA HAPPENINGS aisle.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

good let them take over I have had enough

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@TookyMonster Tortilla soup can fuck itself.

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I just love her so much.

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It’s hard to be punk rock and wear mostly LL Bean but I make it work.

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My Hulu target marketing has me down to the point where is just an adult female comic selling me soup.

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Woman in the White House really feels so fuckin’ good.