phoebs

lover of the light

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

@blebo25 during Matt & Kim’s set I fell down in the middle of a mosh pit

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Measuring from the big bang to the estimated end of all star formation, we are currently 0.01% of the way through the lifespan of the universe.

It's big, but it's a baby.

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

me to my inner voice

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

Well said, old mole

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

love that this says “i will not” instead of “i cannot” like even if you could you wouldn’t try to replace it - not only is it something that you won’t do, it is impossible to replace what you lost. heavy, deeply vulnerable stuff here @jackantonoff thank u for ur service

[bleachers lyrics bot 🍅 @bleachersbot_]

what i lost in you i will not replace

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

✨ august forever ✨

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

when the clock reads 5pm

[bleachers lyrics bot 🍅 @bleachersbot_]

and i'm gone and i'm gone and i'm gone and i'm gone and i'm gone

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

this is what we want to see white men doing - having a good time, minding their business

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

.@johnkrasinski and Jimmy impersonating @arnettwill is everything. 🤣 #FallonTonight #Marvel

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

the fact that i have to go have a whole day in the world and then come home and do my skincare is just the biggest scam

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

does anybody else feel like almond milk is kind of over???

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

@Venmo Venmo is phoebeisloud pleaseeeee

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

@blebo25 as it happens I am also in my barbecue era

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

i’m not in my baroque era I’m in my broque era

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

the thing about me is that i will be performing the monologue in home by edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes every single time

[christo @christobowman]

she’s a 10 but she wastes her time on daft pretty boys.

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

i will be tweeting my unpopular opinions this summer and my first one is that the beast in beauty and the beast was not as hot as a human person as he was as an animal

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

@hankgreen my avengers <3

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

@blebo25 NOT THE LAST FIVE YEARS

[phoebs @phoebeisloud]

me: what ever happened to 21 savage?

jake: everybody found out he was british. he got clowned to death.