⚠️ It is fine to get lit tonight & celebrate, but DO NOT FUCKING DARE put lives in danger by getting behind the wheel if you’ve been drinking. Call an Uber or Lyft. If you can’t afford it, tweet me & I’ll call for you. NO EXCUSES. Don’t take away someone’s 2020 before it begins.
Reminders for 2020:
-wear sunscreen
-pee after sex
-VOTE!
-reverse racism isn’t real
-$18 salads aren’t worth it
-expensive toilet paper IS worth it
-loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship
-you have a really nice butt
if my son wanna be a princess he can be a princess and if somebody has an issue they can take that up with God because that’s who they will be seeing if they disrespect him.
It’s Saturday at 1:24 and I have not left my Bed yet 🤟🏽 my dogs asleep , my kids asleep , my wife’s watching sex in the city putting me back to sleep 😂
I worked at forever 21 in union square when this album came out I left work to meet nicki at Best Buy next door but I only got to see her wig after I came back to work I was fired 💗happy Anniversary