feebs

i like plants, my dogs and cats, & my husband ✨faafo✨ICU Nurse

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Craziest labs I’ve ever seen (all different patients)

Hgb 2.8
Cr 18.1
K 8.4

[feebs @phoebelwn]

I miss my mom

[feebs @phoebelwn]

“What do you need?” *sends registry and tells people to please buy off of the registry* “crazy to me how you’re dictating what I can buy for your baby”

What

[feebs @phoebelwn]

One thing about me is if you are my bestie, you will receive Snapchats from me everyday. Idc. As well as memes and videos. In all platforms. You will get sick of me but idc I love you

[feebs @phoebelwn]

The more I see nice couch prices the easier it is to understand how Jake gyllenhaal had a million dollar couch

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Funny how we broke away from England bc of taxes and now we are having the same issue from within but have nowhere to go to to break away lolololol

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Crying bc maternity leave is a joke

[feebs @phoebelwn]

stop revoking your family member’s hospice orders and DNR/DNIs. I said what I said and I will die on this hill.

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, karma’s a relaxing thought, aren’t you envious that for it’s not 🤪

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Sometimes I think about how @CinDulceLlama said that she hates the smell of roses. “It’s the PTSD from the Catholic Church” 😂😂😂

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.

[feebs @phoebelwn]

“How much did you advance it?”
Idk hopefully enough 🤷🏼‍♀️

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Why do we use NG tubes that have no numbers on them 🫠

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Why do we use NG tubes that have no numbers on them 🫠

[feebs @phoebelwn]

I better have a tall draft Michelob Ultra and a bloody steak waiting for me after I give birth

[liv @chylerswift]

makes me so happy that taylor finally got to experience a quintessential girlhood moment, drunk singing along to taylor swift in a club

[Long Lost Leif Erikson @509RhymeAnimal]

If your church can afford a foot washing commercial for the Superbowl it should be pay taxes. Like a lot of taxes.

[feebs @phoebelwn]

IM SO TIRED OF BEING HUNGRY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EAT

[mama happy @CinDulceLlama]

Pictures of @phoebelwn and me on a night out.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍

https://t.co/WdrCmvLHyA

📷: Beth Garrabrant

[feebs @phoebelwn]

Being late is not a cute, quirky personality trait when you’re 43.